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The lord and a man

  • 29-07-2007 11:46am
    #1
    byrner88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    A man is waiting at a bus stop when the lord appears , the lord says to enter heaven you must give up smoking drinking gambling and sex, ill give u 6 months and see how u get on ,

    so 6 months pass and the lord appears . the lord says well how did u get on ? well the man says i gave up drinking smoking and gambling but sex i just cant give that up . wat says the lord? well the man says my wife was at the fridge bending over and i just couldnt resist it . so i walked up and took her from behind. the lord says well they definitly wont like that in heaven, the man says they didnt like it in tescos either


Comments

  • #2
    darkskol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    Good one :D


  • #3
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    :)
    I suppose they will just have to shop in Superquinn from now on.


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