Leenane bridge leads to Mayo Galway Fallout

The Bull

Terrorists admit blowing up
Leenane bridge to keep Mayos out

The radical terrorist group Al
Tourmakeada are believed to be the ones
behind the blowing up of the Leenane bridge
as part of their campaign to keep all the
Mayos out of Galway.
The sensational news emerged last night
after the vicious group posted a video on the
Internet claiming that blowing up the bridge
was just the start of their ongoing campaign.
The destruction of the Leenane bridge has
severed the main road between Connemara
and Westport, and last night gardai at Mill St
in the city were checking under the main
bridges on the Curragh Line and at
Claregalway where further devices were
alleged to have been planted in a bid to disrupt
the inward flow of traffic from the Mayo
borders.
The Al Tourmakeada group is made up of
disaffected Galwegians who are believed to
have become frustrated at the influx of Mayo
people into Galway taking all the best jobs,
women, men and seats at the cinema.
“The destruction of the imperialist Leenane
bridge was a symbolic gesture to show that we
are serious about severing all links between
Galway and Mayo. We will not stop at anything
until we have cut the vein of Mayo people
flocking across the border into Galway.
“We are disgusted that the media, which is
controlled and owned by imperialist pigs,
slaves to the puppets of capitalism, have
portrayed the destruction at Leenane as an act
of God and nature. They know that we are
behind this,” said the masked spokesman.:D

Mweelrea

killary harbour is a beautiful place even if its now flooded with terrorists!:D