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Irish Medical Terminology

  • 27-07-2007 12:04pm
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    TeenageKicks
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    Irish Medical Journal….

    Artery: The study of paintings.

    Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

    Barium: What you do when patients die.

    Benign: What you be, after you be eight.

    Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.

    Catscan: Searching for Kitty.

    Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

    Colic: A sheep dog.

    Coma: A punctuation mark.

    Dilate: To live long.

    Enema: Not a friend.

    Fester: Quicker than someone else.

    Fibula: A small lie.

    Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

    Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.

    Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.

    Morbid: A higher offer.

    Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

    Node: I knew it.

    Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

    Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.

    Post Operative: A letter carrier.

    Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

    Rectum: Nearly killed him.

    Secretion: Hiding something.

    Seizure: Roman emperor.

    Tablet: A small table.

    Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

    Tumour: One plus one more.

    Urine: Opposite of you're out.


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