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JK Rowling - would you??

  • 26-07-2007 9:55am
    #1
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭


    I'm just at home painting the kitchen (well, trying to motivate myself to begin painting the kitchen!) and I was using the Irish Times from the other day to help prevent me getting a rolling pin in the eye, lest a splash of paint should balls up the worktop. Anyway, I noticed a picture of JK Rowling reading an extract from her latest offering. Despite the fact that the photo was upside down, for a brief moment I said to myself - "mmm I would!" so the question is: would you??!!


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  • #2
    Ger_Hankey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭Ger_Hankey


    Well it doesn't hurt thats shes loaded, thats for sure...


  • #3
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I certainly would. Puts me in mind of The Lovely Debbie McGee when she was asked what first attracted her to the bald, aging, multi-millionaire Paul Daniels.


  • #4
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Paddy Dignam wrote:
    so the question is: would you??!!

    Are you asking "Would I Potter"? :D

    Heartbeat boy, Heartbeat.....


    TJ911...


  • #5
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    pics please


  • #6
    ShowUsYourXbox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭ShowUsYourXbox


    I heard she's magic in the sack..


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  • #7
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    I believe I would:
    http://home.freeuk.com/webbuk2/hp/jkr-joanne.jpg


  • #8
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    Trojan911 wrote:
    Are you asking "Would I Potter"? :D

    Heartbeat boy, Heartbeat.....


    TJ911...



    :D

    Would you like to see her wizards sleeve... etc.... ;)


  • #9
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I certainly would. She's not an unattractive woman by any means. ;)


  • #10
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    DaveMcG wrote:
    pics please


    She looks very pensive here...

    http://www.twwn.net/Misc/Jkr.jpg


  • #11
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    Karl Hungus wrote:
    I certainly would. She's not an unattractive woman by any means. ;)

    I guess I just seen her in a different light earlier!!!


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  • #12
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    eo980 wrote:
    I believe I would:
    http://home.freeuk.com/webbuk2/hp/jkr-joanne.jpg

    If that pic is anything to go by then I would.


  • #13
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Paddy Dignam wrote:
    wizards sleeve... etc.... ;)

    Haven't heard that one for a while..... :D


    TJ911...


  • #14
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    That pic is the first time I have seen her and Yes I would but I would make her leave her left sock on just to add to the excitement (by the way it has to be the left one,the right one is just not the same).


  • #15
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/harry-potter-theme-park.jpg

    Wouldn't say no.


  • #16
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Yeah I would......:)


  • #17
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    She'd teach you a thing or two in the sack. Casting spells and sh1t on my pasty arse


  • #18
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    Well looking at page 3 (how apt!) of Monday's Irish Times is certainly more exciting than prising open paint tins with an aul knife!!


  • #19
    UsedtobePC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭UsedtobePC


    Most definitely! Then sell the story to the Mirror, make bucketloads of money and then write my auto-biography followed up by my memoirs Jordan style....

    Sorry, what's the question again?


  • #20
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    Trojan911 wrote:
    Haven't heard that one for a while..... :D


    TJ911...

    Yeah, God Bless Roger's Profanisaurus!! :D


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Erecto!


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  • #22
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    thats a yes.wouldnt think twice bout it...


  • #23
    Maccattack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    I sw her being interviewed on telly the other night. Didnt know who she was but thought to myself 'hmmm shes alright'.

    So put m down for a yes.


  • #24
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Absolutely, no question, from the moment I first saw her this man from DelMonte said "Yes!"


  • #25
    Dub13
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,254 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    Was she in the DelMonte adds...?


  • #26
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    no wouldnt touch her, i'd be afraid of getting hogwarts


  • #27
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    admiralofthefleet wrote:
    no wouldnt touch her, i'd be afraid of getting hogwarts


    You wouldn't muggle up to her? ;)


  • #28
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Dub13 wrote:
    Was she in the DelMonte adds...?
    Er, no! Either was I.

    Since we're getting all punny I can't believe no one has said they would use their 'wand' on her yet...


  • #29
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    r3nu4l wrote:
    Since we're getting all punny I can't believe no one has said they would use their 'wand' on her yet...

    I was avoiding it... It's just too obvious.

    To be frank, I'd stick my penis into her vagina and create friction.


  • #30
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Karl Hungus wrote:
    I was avoiding it... It's just too obvious.

    To be frank, I'd stick my penis into her vagina and create friction.
    :D
    Well that's okay if you want to be frank but what about if you want to be karl? Would you still do it?


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  • #31
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    just make sure you wear something while entering her chamber of secrets


  • #32
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    chamber of secrets?? i'd say its more a goblet of fire...


  • #33
    mcauley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭mcauley


    Hilarious overuse of puns. I'm loving this thread!!!!

    I would of course. The woman is worth €500m+

    You could steal some and do a runner as she lay sleeping in her golden bed.


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ShowUsYourXbox wrote:
    I heard she's magic in the sack..
    Hmmm:D

    What could she do??


  • #35
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Definitely.


  • #36
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Those are nice, soft focus, airbrushed piccies.

    Not even with yours.

    http://www.peterysussman.com/wp-content/uploads/rowling.jpg


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  • #37
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    nipplenuts wrote:
    Those are nice, soft focus, airbrushed piccies.

    Not even with yours.

    http://www.peterysussman.com/wp-content/uploads/rowling.jpg
    I'd still do her.


  • #38
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Would I? Hell yeah.


  • #39
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    If I had a field full of spoiled mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the gate.


  • #40
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I certainly would. She's not an unattractive woman by any means. ;)


  • #41
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i would definately, she is loaded and you could drug her and lock her in a room, a bit like the film misery and force her write more books


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  • #42
    Paddy Dignam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Paddy Dignam


    irishbird wrote:
    i would definately, she is loaded and you could drug her and lock her in a room, a bit like the film misery and force her write more books


    On the contrary, I'd force her not to write anymore books!! :D


  • #43
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Aw for sure.

    One in the pink, then one in the stink. :D


  • #44
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Paddy Dignam wrote:
    Yeah, God Bless Roger's Profanisaurus!! :D

    Kind of guessed you were a Viz fan...... :p


    TJ911...


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