Am I gonna die?

JohnCleary

Just noticed, that in the past 7 day's i've been havin late nights, which involve passing The Kebab House.

So out of the past 7 nights, 3 have involved stopping in at Galway's finest chipper :eek: and ordering a 4.50 meal (I just pay full whack, and get EVERYTHING, including curry and cheese on the chips)

Question is, am I going to die soon? And if so, how damn soon?

po0k

Not soon enough to get one of these babies into you.

JohnCleary

You honestly expect me to read that, after a 4.50 meal, and struggling to keep it down? Damn it man, i've got enough on my plate (excuse the pun)

biko

You will die yes. Question is just how soon.
It could be damn soon, real soon, monsoon, or later.

Proxy

Sounds like you're going to the big Kebab House in the sky, mate. All the best. Lets hope its all-you-can-eat.

Irish Wolf

Apparently not - I've done a Google image search on "John Cleary RIP" and there's no image of your gravestone...

But I did have safe search switched on...

JIZZLORD

love the kebab house, but when i got talking to a lad at work about the place he kept mentioning how they're evil for the auld sickness, maybe his curse has transferred to you, have you been cavorting with salthill lads with anti-kebab house agendas at all this week?

JohnCleary

JIZZLORD wrote:

love the kebab house, but when i got talking to a lad at work about the place he kept mentioning how they're evil for the auld sickness, maybe his curse has transferred to you, have you been cavorting with salthill lads with anti-kebab house agendas at all this week?

I have never, ever dissed the Kebab House. Except when the feckers kept raising their prices. I remember when a 4.50 was a 2.30

JIZZLORD

dissing the kebab house is sacrillage!!!!

SimpleSam06

JohnCleary wrote:

I have never, ever dissed the Kebab House. Except when the feckers kept raising their prices. I remember when a 4.50 was a 2.30

Sure you can't get a coke and small chips in McDonalds for €4.50...

cornbb

Can't you get kebab meat, chips and sauce in there for four fiddy? Tis an incredible feed. Would be perfect to speed up your imminent demise in a very delicious way

JohnCleary

SimpleSam06 wrote:

Sure you can't get a coke and small chips in McDonalds for €4.50...

No, but you can get a coke, small chips and a burger for €3

Tar.Aldarion

Irish Wolf wrote:

Apparently not - I've done a Google image search on "John Cleary RIP" and there's no image of your gravestone...

But I did have safe search switched on...

That's because he will not rest in peace after what he has eaten.

CiaranC

Wait, you can get the 'full whack' for four euro fifty cents?

A kebab meal in Dublin is at least a tenner!

Tar.Aldarion

We do not live in scum city(TM) though.

gaeilgegrinds

Yes, in answer to your question we all will.

wet-paint

You're already dead.

jester77

Don't think you'll die but if Galway ever floods you'll be better able to float and you'll also have some energy in reserve should times get tough, I only see advantages, keep eating!

po0k

Put some cheese, curry, chilli and coleslaw up on that biatch.
Otherwise, you're only cheating yourself.

stevecrow74

its too late

Tar.Aldarion

Lol.
Also, when I opened this thread somebody called 'John Cleary' was call to reception.

Wompa1

JohnCleary wrote:

Question is, am I going to die soon?.....

Well Fingers crossed! Riding that Jet Ski you were talkin about it is a start, next night out you should try eating dog crap ya find out on the foot path then you might be in trouble, especially if the dog had been givin tap water instead of bottled, crypto might give you a case of the trots if nothing else....Pointless threads like these give free reign for knobs like me to write random sh!t,No more pointless threads please!

Hotwheels

Death is only the beginning...
A whole new realm of horror lies in wait for you
Enjoy

JIZZLORD

Wompa1 wrote:

No more pointless threads please!

the galway section would be nothing without it's dark humor, sarcasm and pointless threads. back to the corner with ya...

DRakE

You wont die, you'll just get really fat and we'll make fun of you.

justfortherecor

Is kebab house the place that was RUMOURED to have been inspected by the Health and Hygiene authorities.

Supposedly when they took the main kebab off its spindle, they found maggots in the core of the meat. Supposedly the meat on the inside had been there for ages.

Anyone hear anything about this? If it's bull, I'll promptly delete the message!

dsrckiyisvddht

Go the Charcoal Grill, It's healthier!

mongjaws

im not trying to scare you but muy uncle had a similar lifestyle to yours and hes dead now

po0k

I heard someone died after drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide.

FACT.

Caliden

SyxPak wrote:

I heard someone died after drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide.

FACT.

The 90's just called, they want you to stop using that joke. :cool:

po0k

It's retro.

louisecm

Caliden wrote:

The 90's just called, they want you to stop using that joke. :cool:

lol.

Dukephil

Die? Au contraire you have done all that you possibly could to ensure that you will remain immortal. The bacterial loading on the average Kebab is so great that if you survive the consumption of one, it means that you are pretty much immune to any bacterial disease. "If it doesn't kill you it makes your immune system stronger"

Caliden

SyxPak wrote:

It's retro.

hah. Retro is the new anal...I mean black.

JohnCleary

SyxPak wrote:

It's retro.

Oh, you mean like YORE MA?! :eek:

(Or is that strictly an AH thing?)

po0k

That's strictly a 2004 thing.

yorema.com is gone

lament++

On a lighter note, check this crazy bitch out.

JohnCleary

This morning I am a proud man.

After a filthy aftershock filled night, I stumbled my way out of the GPO enroute for grub and home. I hope that the Kebab House wouldn't be open, but it was

I resisted, but it was hard, but this morning my arse is thanking me for making the choice of NOT stopping off for a cheeky 4.50 meal.

It also happens that my stomach isin't killing me this morning... Coincidence? I think not :eek: