If Jesus was around today what would his mode of transport be

MooseJam

Yes indeed, if Jesus was around today he would surely invest in a vehicle to help him travel and spread the word, what do you think he would go for, a car, an SUV, a motorbike ? perhaps a helicoptor, I think he would go for a helicoptor, that way he could travel far afield and not need to worry about a landing strip.

colm_mcm

I thought Jesus could fly?

MooseJam

colm_mcm wrote:

I thought Jesus could fly?

thats superman you're thinking of, an easy mistake to make

Zombrex

MooseJam wrote:

thats superman you're thinking of, an easy mistake to make

I think ascending to heaven counts as flying

Fanny Cradock

Well done MooseJam, after you last startling post, What Does God Wear?, you have pulled yet another equally pertinent and necessary question out of the bag.


High Five, kid!

Owen

Well, someone asked the question on boards, but did you know there was a whole site devoted to seeking the answer? Neither did I ... :rolleyes:

http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

Ciaran500

Except with more flames

jawlie

what do you mean "if Jesus was around today"? I thought the whole point of religion is that he is omniprescent?

PDN

ned78 wrote:

Well, someone asked the question on boards, but did you know there was a whole site devoted to seeking the answer? Neither did I ... :rolleyes:

http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

Hardly devoted to seeking the answer, more a humorous play on the old slogan of "What Would Jesus Do?" in order to encourage environmentally friendlier modes of transport among gas-guzzling Americans.

However, to answer Moosejam's next question, you can read 'What Would Jesus Eat?'

Don Colbert, an American doctor, has discovered how to make millions by putting a spiritual spin on selling books to fat Americans telling them obvious stuff like to eat more fruit and veg and exercise more. There's one born every minute.

Scofflaw

PDN wrote:

Don Colbert, an American doctor, has discovered how to make millions by putting a spiritual spin on selling books to fat Americans telling them obvious stuff like to eat more fruit and veg and exercise more. There's one born every minute.

Hmm. I think that's overly generous. The US birthrate works out at 7.6 live births per minute, so even if we assume that "one born every minute" applies to the US rather than being shared worldwide, that only gives you 13% suckers in the US population, which I feel is slightly too low...

cordially,
Scofflaw

philologos

a modest form I'd say. He did go to Jerusalem on a donkey remember.

Red Hand

If he did in fact walk on water, then he could have hooked himself up to an outboard motor instead of stepping aboard a sea-going vessel...

MooseJam

jawlie wrote:

what do you mean "if Jesus was around today"? I thought the whole point of religion is that he is omniprescent?

He is in Heaven at the moment, not down here among us, though there is expectation of a second coming in the future and then mode of transport could be an important issue

I think jesus drove a ferrari when he appeared in season 2 of rescue me:D

sprinkles

A segway hidden beneath his garments so it looks like he's floating

Asiaprod

ned78 wrote:

Well, someone asked the question on boards, but did you know there was a whole site devoted to seeking the answer? Neither did I ... :rolleyes:
http://www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

Excellent, then I see no reason to start a second one here. Thank you all for your participation.:)