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Hi!

dermo88

Hello there, decided to pop up and say hello I see.

How kind of you.

popebenny16

Hiya Dermo, how's things?

Took me an age to cut the grass last night - really shot up.

dermo88

Bless me Benny, for I have sinned, its been 12 years since my last confession. Now.....where do I start.

I did'nt love God, when I bullied all the little boys who wanted their railway in Mayo.....
I did'nt love God when I slept with the dining car attendant on the night sleeper to Penang.....(its called the mile a minute club)
I did'nt love God when I told my boss where to....ahem
I did'nt love God when I lied on my income tax declaration
I did'nt love God when I set my Dog on the TV licence inspector.

Benny, can we deal with the confession some other time.

corktina

popebenny16 wrote:

Hiya Dermo, how's things?

Took me an age to cut the grass last night - really shot up.

is that code or what? talking about Grass and shooting up..... and u a man of Dog tut tut

dermo88

I've never shot up, but I have had grass. And I did / do inhale.

DerekP11

I had to get at the grass with the strimmer last week. I was afraid the lawnmower would sink.

HonalD

Definitely plenty of grass on this one...........:D

popebenny16

Well the Gouldings woked but sadly I think my spreader is banjaxed. There are lots of streaks, apparently i should be using one of those spreaders that spin everything out, as opposed to in-line.

I did'nt love God, when I bullied all the little boys who wanted their railway in Mayo.....
I did'nt love God when I slept with the dining car attendant on the night sleeper to Penang.....(its called the mile a minute club)
I did'nt love God when I told my boss where to....ahem
I did'nt love God when I lied on my income tax declaration
I did'nt love God when I set my Dog on the TV licence inspector.

That's no problem. I want you to read the Irish Rail Customer Charter three times followed by the Annual Report.

If you sin again you may have to do my weeding.

corktina

feck...i thought that said Wedding for a second....:)

popebenny16

Did you see that Pierce Brosnan is playing the Fat Controller in Thomas the Tank Engine?

Or is he playing Noel Dempsey?

Or is Noel Dempsey playing the Fat Controller?

Or is Noel Dempsey playing Pierce Brosnan?

Or is Noel Dempsey Pierce Brosnan?

Maybe.

corktina

the Narrator.....

(you arent allowed to say F*t Controller anymore....

DerekP11

I saw the word sex and thought something different, so decided to stop by.

Any advice on winter plants? Seen as there's no actual sex in here.

dermo88

There was no mention of sex until you mentioned it Derek

I only SLEPT with the dining car attendant.....or rather sleeping car attendant.

Or rather, he decided he wanted to sleep with me.

There was no mention of sex there whatsoever. All we did was sleep. Or at least, thats all I would tell you we did. Anyway, if you want to sleep with him, hes on the first class coach on the Langkawi Ekspres, leaving Kuala Lumpur at 20:45 at night for Butterworth and Thailand (Hat Yai). Hes a very good Muslim, hes not into that disgusting sex stuff at all.......feckin perverts, you've got minds like Welsh railways (single track and dirty). Hes one reason for travelling on Malaysian railways, South East Asias best advertisement for a car dealership, since 1957........so good, you'd drive a second hand proton.

Like a good Catholic locosexual, I was listening to the GM engine up front.

Bring the KY, they have Beer trains at night, and if you put KY on the rails, the trains slip on gradients so you can rob the kegs.

Wonderful.......you can take the man from Tallaght, but you can't take Tallaght out of the man.

Time Magazine

I'm bemused. A little confused, but definitely bemused.

DerekP11

Dermo

Have you got a recipe for that KY stuff and will it work on grass?

mike65

Where's a mod with asbestos gloves when you need him?

Mike.

corktina

DerekP11 wrote:

Dermo

Have you got a recipe for that KY stuff and will it work on grass?

dunno...lets find a Grass and give it a go.....who is first then?:cool:

Victor

mike65 wrote:

Where's a mod with asbestos gloves when you need him?

At least this little train is on a siding - it started on the 'mainline'.

corktina

i think thats enough in that vein....








getting my coat....

dermo88

Sorry Derek....

I don't have the recipe for KY. You can find it in a shop or chemists.

Asbestos is no longer in use, fibreglass is preferred these days instead.

This thread started on a branchline, pretending to be a mainline and fortunately its ended up on a siding.

dermo88

Oh I just got private messaged by Alan Helfner.

"Palerail"...."That T.S."...."P11 are the ...."..."Derek di....."You have to support WOT"...."

Sounds like a serious case of shoulder chips. Does anyone know a doctor.

Victor

Well there is such a doctor, see your PMs.

popebenny16

Well, MrsPopebenny16 prefers asbestos and KY aint much help there.

And he is the fat controller. He controls the fat, like yer man in The Outer Limits. The Vertical. The Horizontal. All types of fat he controls.

And dermo, that chap sounds perfectly balanced, for he has a chip on both shoulders.

BOOM BOOM!!

Oh, and 10-10-20 is yer only man. At €14 per bag its also dead cheap as well.

And I should not start sentences with and.

Victor

Dermo, heres some grass for cutting. With "specials" included.