What pet names do you have for your other half?

Da Funky Munky

So herself calls me "peachy bum" the other night and I just sorta laughed it off. Hopefully it wont be a regular thing.

What pet name do you have for you other half or do they have for you?

Seinas

well...my bebo other half, i call bubbles :rolleyes:

Orange69

yore ma!

Da Funky Munky

Orange69 wrote:

yore ma!

Im glad we got that out of the way early

Stargal

None. Pet names are weird. I call him 'darl' sometimes but that's the extent of it.

Rover

tman

Pam

Sangre

Cum dumpster.

_blank_

Babe - "Ah howya babe"

Woman - "What's for dinner, woman?"

Hon - "Hi hon!"

Ex's Name - "Oh yeah, I ike that 'Ex's Name'....(shít, didshenotice,didshenotice)..." *THUMP* *SULK* "(she noticed)"

MooseJam

**** face

Shryke

C*nt basket.

Brian Capture

Negress

Kinetic^

I call her by the name of whoever I'm thinking of while we're having sexy time.

I don't talk to her other than those times.

Brian Capture

Kenny 5 wrote:

while we're having sexy time.

does that include rimming ass gape?

Kinetic^

Brian Capture wrote:

does that include rimming ass gape?

Stupid question........of course!!!!

Da Funky Munky

has this topic been done before? cos the response so far is juvenile

lostexpectation

Da Funky Munky wrote:

So herself calls me "peachy bum" the other night and I just sorta laughed it off. Hopefully it wont be a regular thing.

What pet name do you have for you other half or do they have for you?

is your bum peachy?

tSubh Dearg

I have several pet names for my other half like snuggle bunny, sir, sweetie, master, hunny bunch and my sexy owner.

Ruu_Old

Argh we both hate pet names so we just swear at each other sometimes for a laugh, think John and Mary from Father Ted.

admiralofthefleet

you, cnut, HERE to name but a few, im sure she has a few for me as well, like sir, darling, ect...

The Queen

I call him babe, sweetie, davy.


He calls me bug, pest, mini, tiny, egg, lulu... loads more but I can't think of them. He answers the phone with "Come in Bald Eagle"...

Talliesin

In approximate order of frequency:

• Petal
• My good girl
• ****toy
• My talented little cocksucker
• Gorgeous
• Sexy
• Most prized possession
• Sexy little slave
• Sweetheart

I sometimes also use "honey" and "dear", but they're more terms of endearment than pet-names as I use those for platonic friends also.

Orange69

I puked in my mouth a bit reading that.. seriously..

Raskolnikov

Cherub.

KTRIC

Stinky Pants

Brian Capture

Quim

Dudess

Talliesin wrote:

My talented little cocksucker

Now that is a pet name I hope to be given some day!

Sangre wrote:

Cum dumpster

Tee hee hee!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I think I can help you out with that Dudess...


My favourite "Hey you".
Because sometimes I just forget her name

Tar.Aldarion

Pi
Beast
jelly tot
tot
Hippo
honey
dear
hula hoop
hoop

Vertigo100

Puds

Muzzy

I call her kaKa, Bubs or Silly Puppy.

She calls me KiKi, Keek or babe.

We're one of those couples that everyone hates! And we love it!!!

little miss

Depends if he's been good or bad! Tend to stick to sexy, gorgeous, but sometimes cutie pie. He sometimes calls me his precious, and I like that. I think its nice to have pet names as long as you don't use them in public!

Anto McC

Fat Cow.

She doesn't particularly like it but i'm stronger than her so what she gonna do.

Dudess

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

I think I can help you out with that Dudess

How could a girl refuse??!!

My favourite "Hey you".
Because sometimes I just forget her name

Anto McC wrote:

Fat Cow.

She doesn't particularly like it but i'm stronger than her so what she gonna do

A tie, methinks!

bonkey

Wifeli.

To explain slightly...-li is the Swiss dimunitive, just as -chen is in German (and -in in Irish, if my memory isn't failing, only I should have a fada on the i).

cornbb

I called her poopface earlier. Then she called me cockbreath. But usually its more along the lines of sweetheart, pet, love, or what have you.

We have a great relationship.

Lirange

Ulrika the Screamer

Lil Chipmunk: Those prominent incisors and dimpled cheeks.

or Schnookums.

Tar.Aldarion

Actually, I seem to call her 'you' more than anything.

tbh

"Miscellaneous Expenses"

Time Magazine

Now and again we use abusive names for a laugh.

"Shut up, fatso"
"I will not, tubby"
"Oh yes you will, chubby"

Not divulging our pet names, though.

CathyMoran

I call him:
Hubby
Angel
****ake
Mushy
Baby boy

He calls me:
Wifey
Elf

We are very lovey dovey, one of those couples that make you puke as we are snogging ALL the time.