Electrons, as we know, are angels performing God's work

zod

while following a link to steorn's work, it seems Intelligent Design is part of the picture also..

The same scientists who tell you that Intelligent Design is impossible also dispute the hard-facts of Steorn’s peer-reviewed findings. I predict that this humble contraption will show the world just how much materialists have misled mainstream-science.
Magnetics are powered by the motions of electrons. Electrons, as we know, are angels performing God’s work. The power of angels can supply us with infinite, unlimited power, if we as a society are willing to cast aside the mendacity and the mythology of the “scientific” community, and place our trust in the Lord.

taken from http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-power-of-angels/

mathew

zod wrote:

while following a link to steorn's work, it seems Intelligent Design is part of the picture also..

Quote:

The same scientists who tell you that Intelligent Design is impossible also dispute the hard-facts of Steorn’s peer-reviewed findings. I predict that this humble contraption will show the world just how much materialists have misled mainstream-science.
Magnetics are powered by the motions of electrons. Electrons, as we know, are angels performing God’s work. The power of angels can supply us with infinite, unlimited power, if we as a society are willing to cast aside the mendacity and the mythology of the “scientific” community, and place our trust in the Lord.

taken from http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com...wer-of-angels/

aren't they called magnets???

Time Magazine

Just so people aren't misled, this is not from Steorn's website.

Hagar

So who are the protons working for?

Sarky

With opposite charges to electrons, Satan is presumably their master. Protons rape children and grannies, don't you know.

This would make quarks even more interesting than they already are.

Giblet

What happens if we fire these angels at a piece of card with two slits?

The_B_Man

they stand about talkin about philadelphia on their toast?

Caliden

Sarky wrote:

With opposite charges to electrons, Satan is presumably their master. Protons rape children and grannies, don't you know.

This would make quarks even more interesting than they already are.

Are neutrons the Scientologists then?


Just came up with a bold new cat image macro:
'I am a Scientologist, I is takin' all your money'

po0k

Neutrons are the agnostics.
Who will burn with the nucleotic hellfire of 1amu

Capt'n Midnight

Giblet wrote:

What happens if we fire these angels at a piece of card with two slits?

Lucifer goes through one and Satan through the other ?

eoin5

I heard the devil invented the light bulb (working through edison) because its like a concentration camp for angels.

aidan_walsh

Sarky wrote:

This would make quarks even more interesting

Nah, its a ****hole of a bar. And I'm not just saying that because I got chucked out.

The jug-eared twerp...

zuutroy

Does that mean Higgs-Bosons are David Blaine?

Blackhorse Slim

Wow. Jacob was such a wimp.

Galvasean

Is that supposed to be as funny as it sounds?

Duggy747

Eurgh!! I hate people who use the idea of intelligent design to dismiss science. I can never understand how people can do that!

Quote from OP's quote:

"if we as a society are willing to cast aside the mendacity and the mythology of the “scientific” community"

Grrr, fine! You wanna cast aside the rules and notions of science? I'll find that idiot through his internet blog, pull him off his computer, strip him of everything, and throw him into the woods. Let God intelligently design him a spear and some clothes!

Crucifix

Giblet wrote:

What happens if we fire these angels at a piece of card with two slits?

They interfere with each other. And I thought angels were supposed to be pure, those dirty feckers.

Someone needs to hit this guy with a taser and see if he still thinks electrons are angels doing god's work.

Mossy Monk

Crucifix wrote:

They interfere with each other. And I thought angels were supposed to be pure, those dirty feckers.

This is exactly what I have been telling people for years.

bonkey

Duggy747 wrote:

Eurgh!! I hate people who use the idea of intelligent design to dismiss science. I can never understand how people can do that!

Quote from OP's quote:

"if we as a society are willing to cast aside the mendacity and the mythology of the “scientific” community"

Grrr, fine! You wanna cast aside the rules and notions of science? I'll find that idiot through his internet blog, pull him off his computer, strip him of everything, and throw him into the woods. Let God intelligently design him a spear and some clothes!

you have it all wrong.

This is how you should treat people who make that argument

Giblet

Crucifix wrote:

They interfere with each other. And I thought angels were supposed to be pure, those dirty feckers.

Well they only do it if we don't look at them.

colm-ccfc84

Intelligent design - complete fallacy. Only a person devoid of any intelligence could believe in that rubbish.

Duggy747

As Bill Hicks once said towards creationism:

"I've just got one question.........................dinosaurs!!"

mloc

the word "intelligent" in "intelligent design" is simply out of place

Hagar

Hagar wrote:

So who are the protons working for?

the government as tax inspectors.

Capt'n Midnight

eoin5 wrote:

I heard the devil invented the light bulb (working through edison) because its like a concentration camp for angels.

technically they are "dark suckers". you will notice how old bulbs are appear blackened when they no longer work because they are full
more at http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksucker.html

The Bible has been used by the Establishment to insist that the Earth is flat, that pi is exactly 3, and that the universe is only some 6000 years old — and now they're turning the Bible against Dark Sucker Theory.

JIZZLORD

pah, what a pile of bull, i'l pop down to the shed and get dads angel grinder.

5uspect

bonkey wrote:

you have it all wrong.

This is how you should treat people who make that argument

Excellent stuff. Has Captain Capslock seen this?
Perhaps thats why he's so afraid of revealing his humble qualifications?

Galvasean

Hang on, if angels are electrons, then why do the heathens Muslims get electricity?



*tongue-in-cheek, please don't ban me!

5uspect

Galvasean wrote:

Hang on, if angels are electrons, then why do the heathens Muslims get electricity?



*tongue-in-cheek, please don't ban me!

entanglement?

Capt'n Midnight

Galvasean wrote:

Hang on, if angels are electrons, then why do the heathens Muslims get electricity?

Slavery.

Just like the way the enslaved the town of Baltimore Co.Cork.

Lots of captive electrons