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Men are like buses...

  • 06-07-2007 11:36am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭


    *sigh*

    I wait around for one then 2 come along at once!
    That's all I really wanted to say...didn't think it was worthy of a personal issue!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Threesome?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    But it's not the cool kind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 203 ✭✭2funki4wheelz


    layke wrote:
    But it's not the cool kind.

    That's a matter of taste...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    That's a matter of taste...
    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    what's the problem? go out with both of them, just don't tell them about the other. it'll be fun


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Simple solution really.........operate as a double adaptor!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Treat those buses gearsticks nicely anyway! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,829 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Anyone for spit-roasted stratospheres?

    Linky? Pics?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Tell them both you'll go to the cinema some night, same film, same time.

    Then constantly make excuses to the other about having a bad bladder, or whatever.

    It'll be like a bad early 90s teen sit-com.

    Hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭mcauley


    seansouth wrote:
    Tell them both you'll go to the cinema some night, same film, same time.

    Then constantly make excuses to the other about having a bad bladder, or whatever.

    It'll be like a bad early 90s teen sit-com.

    Hilarious.

    I'll second that.Hilarious consequences!!!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Always happens :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,829 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Always happens :)

    Does it look something like this?

    :D :eek: :D

    (That's you in the middle.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Juggle them around for a while, make them buy you presents and dinners and then go have sex with a third.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Never cross swords gents.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Ibjiba


    *sigh*

    I wait around for one then 2 come along at once!
    That's all I really wanted to say...didn't think it was worthy of a personal issue!
    Does this mean that foreign men are different? Where buses run according to schedule?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    seansouth wrote:
    Tell them both you'll go to the cinema some night, same film, same time.

    Then constantly make excuses to the other about having a bad bladder, or whatever.

    It'll be like a bad early 90s teen sit-com.

    Hilarious.

    Support++

    Even better if all 3 of ye go out together and you tell each of them the other guy is your brother /cousin!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Men are like buses? You mean you get fed up waiting and then just when you've given up we come, then come again, just to bug you even more about having to wait?:D
    Winters wrote:
    Never cross swords gents.
    Or as per the Ghostbuster film, never cross streams... it can get awful messy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Date the both of them until you make up your mind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    Thanks for the replies guys, some of them were very amusing! :D
    Yeah they're both nice so I'll see how it goes.
    I won't string them along though!
    It's nice to have some extra male attention for a change LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Hill Billy wrote:
    Does it look something like this?

    :D :eek: :D

    (That's you in the middle.)

    You mean like this:
    :o :eek: :D

    One of the fellas questioning his sexuality. (That's you).

    I'm only joking brother! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Feast or Famine really... either you have someone and there's somone else vying for your attention (maybe more than one) or you have noone!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    tell them that the way to your hert is a funny car race, the winner gets to be your bf, the loser goes away knowing he made a difference


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭stratospheres


    That's brilliant layke!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Men are like buses...

    Their slow to come.



    It's a compliment really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭RefulgentGnomon


    Threesome?

    Well, buses are supposed to carry passengers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Men are like busses. None for ages, then two come all over you at the same time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Kenny 5 wrote:
    Simple solution really.........operate as a double adaptor!!!!

    *Watches as Kenny gets brought to court and thrown in jail*

    Deadly post! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    In Russia, we have saying - 'Women are like buses..'

    Thats it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Yore Ma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Beekay


    Winters wrote:
    Never cross swords gents.

    You mean don't cross the streams


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    Kenny 5 wrote:
    Simple solution really.........operate as a double adaptor!!!!


    ha ha briallant


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