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New Penalty Points System

patmac · 2007-07-06 09:49:45

Fluffy Dice.......... 10 points and fine No Fear Sign............. Banned for life 12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life Spoilers on 1.1 Litres...............10,000 Points and Imprisonment Alloys on 1990 Fiesta's & Corsa's.........15 points banned for six months and heavy fine Blacked Out windows…

06-07-2007 9:49am

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Fluffy Dice.......... 10 points and fine

No Fear Sign............. Banned for life

12 Inch Exhaust on Micra................Banned for Life

Spoilers on 1.1 Litres...............10,000 Points and Imprisonment

Alloys on 1990 Fiesta's & Corsa's.........15 points banned for six months and heavy fine

Blacked Out windows (Micra)...............Banned for Life, Imprisonment and a good beating

Nodding Dogs.............200 points banned for 15 years and put the dog down...

Stupid Car Stickers such as Liverpool..................Car Confiscation..........banned for 25 years........imprisonment

Ultra Violet Lights on Micra's, Peugeots, Punto's, Civics, Corsa's................30,000 points, imprisonment, Banned for life, Banned from having children...

Sub Woofers in a Micra's, Peugeots, Punto's, Civics, Corsa's.....boom...boom down the road................shoot on sight

Dance Music with high Base...........................a good beating.........banned from driving for life and afterlife

Dopes who roll down windows in the freezing cold to let you hear their bad taste in music..................2000 points......banned for 5 Yrs

Ol Bags that indicate 4 miles down the road before they actually turn.................beat them........ban them

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#2 07-07-2007 7:22pm

MooseJam

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1 star for you

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#3 07-07-2007 9:13pm

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yawn, did you make that up yourself

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#4 07-07-2007 9:32pm

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Next person to post a negative comment on a joke gets an instant one week ban. No more warnings.

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#5 08-07-2007 2:17pm

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quite funny:)

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#6 09-07-2007 11:52am

Pal

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i'll take a bullet for the silent majority .

that joke was crap.

(see you all when I get back from hols)

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#7 09-07-2007 11:54am

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thank Pal , your a braver man than me....

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#8 09-07-2007 4:13pm

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Pal wrote:

i'll take a bullet for the silent majority .

that joke was crap.

(see you all when I get back from hols)

Cheers, after saving me the hassle.

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#9 09-07-2007 6:17pm

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Pal banned for a week.
Two others very nearly banned for a week.

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#10 10-07-2007 1:01pm

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Hagar wrote:

Pal banned for a week.
Two others very nearly banned for a week.

What's the story with the Stand up forum Hagar?

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#11 10-07-2007 4:38pm

Hagar

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There has been a proposal by Zapp Branigan for a sub-forum of Humour to deal with Comedy/Stand-Up as a genre.

If you support the formation of the sub-forum please go here and pledge your support. Thanks

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#12 11-07-2007 11:12am

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Hagar wrote:

Pal banned for a week.
Two others very nearly banned for a week.

Most be souped up micra drivers with furry dice.

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