Pirate jokes

neon_glows

ill start this one of

How do you know if you are a pirate? You just "Arrrrrrrr"...

Homer

What did the pirate move in when he was a baby?

A pre-ambulatAAARRRRRR!


What is a pirate's favorite type of pie?

Rubarrrrrrghb!

(my fave)

What do pirates do in the evenings?

Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!

What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?

The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!

tc20

Pirate walks into a bar. The steering wheel from his ship is attached to his mickey.

Barman says "excuse me Sir, but i couldn't help noticing you have a ships wheel attached to your penis.

Pirate says "ARRRRRRRR, its drivin' me nuts!"

squibs

Pirate in the jungle says to his shipmate "Yarrr - me head is painin' me somethin' awful".

The shipmate says "I'd love to get some painkillers for yer, but here in the jungle the...

parrots eats em all."

I'll get my coat.... Yarr!!!

Sinfonia

What's a pirate's favourite cartoon?

BabARRRR!!!!

neon_glows

A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,

"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"

The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"

fred funk }{

tc20 wrote:

Pirate walks into a bar. The steering wheel from his ship is attached to his mickey.

Barman says "excuse me Sir, but i couldn't help noticing you have a ships wheel attached to your penis.

Pirate says "ARRRRRRRR, its drivin' me nuts!"

Very goods lads, this is the best so far

Thrill

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment.
The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my
barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my
aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her
angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."



/me abandons ship aarrrr

MooseJam

squibs wrote:

Pirate in the jungle says to his shipmate "Yarrr - me head is painin' me somethin' awful".

The shipmate says "I'd love to get some painkillers for yer, but here in the jungle the...

parrots eats em all."

I'll get my coat.... Yarr!!!

don't get it

Thrill

MooseJam wrote:

don't get it

Parrots eat them all

Paracetamol

Thrill

A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced.
Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?"

The first pirate replies:
"Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an
Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh!

beglee

my favourite that i came up with on holiday is:

What can't women pirates do??
pAAAARRRRRk cAAAARRRRRRs



I know, its terrible

BlueSpud

Pirate walks into a bar.

Barman: Where did you lose the leg?
Pirate: We was takin a vessel on the high seas & me leg was blowd off by a canon ball.

Barman: And the hook hand?
Pirate: Cutlass fight with another pirate, just before he dies, he chopped me hand off.

Barman: And the eye-patch.
Pirate: I got a bit of dust in my eye the day after I got the hook fitted.

Zapp Brannigan

thrill wrote:

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment.
The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my
barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my
aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her
angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."



/me abandons ship aarrrr

I actually laughed at this one!

sd123

*did u hear bout the pirate police man.....


he was a saaaarrrgant....


*why are pirate movies illegal...



because they arrrrrrrrrrrrr.



* what do pirates eat jam out of.....





a jaarrrrrr.....






whats a pirates favourite form of transport?????






























A BOAT.....:D

sidneykidney

What cars do pirates drive?

A ferarrrrrri





*get's coat and exits promptly*

galwayrush

tc20 wrote:

Pirate walks into a bar. The steering wheel from his ship is attached to his mickey.

Barman says "excuse me Sir, but i couldn't help noticing you have a ships wheel attached to your penis.

Pirate says "ARRRRRRRR, its drivin' me nuts!"

Class, lmfao.:D

neon_glows

How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!