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Weegie (Glasgow) Rules.

  • 02-07-2007 07:49PM
    #1
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭


    very funny.
    God bless the weegie public!

    http://www.johnsmeaton.com/


    Also read this on a football site suggesting the differences between the mentality of the weegie and the Americans (or in my opinion, just about everybody else)


    Eyewitness accounts.

    America:"Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

    Glasgow "Cnut wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him"

    America:"I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a ****in' plane!"

    America:"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"**** this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in"

    America:"We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life"

    Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

    America:there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow:"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

    America:"i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die"

    Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it.


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