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Indecent Proposal?

  • 02-07-2007 4:11pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    So, this came up with the other half last night.

    She asked me if someone offered me a million to sleep with them then would i? I reply with the obvious ''of course woman!!''

    Then she said would i do it if i were with her at the time? I am smart enough to not answer such a question by a lady friend without thinking first. However before i had time to wipe the sweat from my brow. She said that she may be ok with it, and said that she would realise it's nothing emotional, just a physical act. I say 'fair enough'... Then she turned the tables and asked the same question of me. I said No to be honest. I mean, she could do it all she wants. But i wouldn't be able to forget it so easily ya dig? I would imagine it would force us apart and eventually break. I just hope i get half if it ever happens:D

    So, my question to you is, would you? Could you? How much would it take to allow a partner to spend the evening with someone else?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭Tchocky


    At least one of their digits in my fridge.

    As, you know, security.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Nothing, to be honest. I am not in the habit of prostituting myself and neither is my girlfriend.

    The price tag does not dispell that fact that you are trading sex for money, making you a whore.

    Dragan doesn't go out with whores nor is he one.

    I left the life of a world renowned man-ho behind me last year!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    if he promised to bring home a curry and nice bottle of wine afterwards, i would be happy enough


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    For 1,000,000 euro? Almost certainly.

    My rationale being that I could do it and I know it would mean absolutely nothing at all, and that my long term girlfriend would have a similar mentality to me so she would be the same...

    Presto chango we're rich.

    So, anyone got any offers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    I'd do it for a good kebab. :rolleyes: :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Zillah wrote:
    For 1,000,000 euro? Almost certainly.

    My rationale being that I could do it and I know it would mean absolutely nothing at all, and that my long term girlfriend would have a similar mentality to me so she would be the same...

    Presto chango we're rich.

    So, anyone got any offers?



    Yeah, my border collie needs servicing. How's next friday for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    Zillah wrote:
    For 1,000,000 euro? Almost certainly.

    My rationale being that I could do it and I know it would mean absolutely nothing at all, and that my long term girlfriend would have a similar mentality to me so she would be the same...

    Presto chango we're rich.

    So, anyone got any offers?


    At what price would you say no though?

    Would you do it for 500,000 euro?

    What about a 100,000 euro?

    50,000?

    1,000?

    500?

    100?

    If your gf is hot I'll offer you a fiver for a night with her :P - actually I've changed my mind, I'll buy you a pint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Depends how hot she is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭patrickolee


    I do it for free... why be greedy!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    She asked me if someone offered me a million to sleep with them then would i? I reply with the obvious ''of course woman!!''

    Then she turned the tables and asked the same question of me. I said No to be honest. I mean, she could do it all she wants. But i wouldn't be able to forget it so easily ya dig? I would imagine it would force us apart and eventually break. I just hope i get half if it ever happens:D
    Seems a little lopsided? OK for you (the male), but not OK for her (the female)?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    If a guy offered any amount - no, I don't swing that way
    If a girl... I'd like to believe I'd say no (who knows where said girl has been and what I'll catch), but TBH unless it happens I don't really know what I might say in the heat of the moment, feminine wiles do have a habit of making guys thought processes a bit groggy.
    If I was in a relationship I'd definitely hope I'd say no, things like that just destroy any trust and respect you have built up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭TwentyOneEleven


    farohar wrote:
    If a guy offered any amount - no, I don't swing that way
    .

    I'd swing the other way for a tenner tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    I'd swing the other way for a tenner tbh.

    Sup bby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    I'd be happy with a spliff and a good ole perv from the wardrobe in fairness.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I would never make the deal. She's mine.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lilah Deafening Bassinet


    Hm, I could do with a million euro


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hmmm I need money for the luas later. €3 and she's yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭HelterSkelter


    Dragan wrote:
    Nothing, to be honest. I am not in the habit of prostituting myself and neither is my girlfriend.

    The price tag does not dispell that fact that you are trading sex for money, making you a whore.

    Everyone has their price


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Everyone has their price

    So what's yours?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Everyone has their price
    In money? Nuh uh!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭cmoney


    well if the other half was ok with it then sure why not id give it a go. but dont think id be ok if she was going at it. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Seems a little lopsided? OK for you (the male), but not OK for her (the female)?
    way to ignore half the post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    She asked me if someone offered me a million to sleep with them then would i? I reply with the obvious ''of course woman!!''
    ... Then she turned the tables and asked the same question of me. I said No to be honest. I mean, she could do it all she wants. But i wouldn't be able to forget it so easily ya dig? I would imagine it would force us apart and eventually break. I just hope i get half if it ever happens:D

    Your girlfriend has met a slimeball with a porche and is planning on cheating on you.

    That is all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Alanthroneus


    = How much would it take to allow a partner to spend the evening with someone else?


    her sister...... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    People are saying no I wouldnt do it without really thinking about it too much. If there was a million on the table in front of you it might be a different story. That could set you up for life for what would be a very small amount of work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    1,000,000 for 10 secs of the best sex she'd ever have hell ya I'd do it LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭ROCKMAN


    For the guys saying No way, never, whoring etc

    It's a female offering the cash, but it is your girlfriend she want's and Yes you can watch..............

    Would this change your mind ?

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I'm pretty sure my gf won't get to see this thread so I'm going to say YES, as long as there was cash on the table in forms of €50 notes and it was all mine, none for her.........she's getting the sex after all ;)

    Probably have to check his e-penis wasn't as big as mine though, that would be a defo negatory on the proceeding of the inter-vaginal action!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ROCKMAN wrote:
    For the guys saying No way, never, whoring etc

    It's a female offering the cash, but it is your girlfriend she want's and Yes you can watch..............

    Would this change your mind ?

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.
    No, but if I could be entered into the bargain a deal may be struck.
    I would have to really thrust the person we were doing it with.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    ROCKMAN wrote:
    For the guys saying No way, never, whoring etc

    It's a female offering the cash, but it is your girlfriend she want's and Yes you can watch..............

    Would this change your mind ?

    Hmmmmmmmmmm.
    Regardless of who got the money it would still be her cheating on me so she gets the girl, I get the door.


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