The thrump card - Laura woods

imeddyhobbs

Man that woman is hot,Laura Woods that is!turn it on now

Mossy Monk

You must be joking.

Interesting I was just watching it too and I am still stumped as to what the game is all about.

godtabh

I'd give her one

Jello

No thanks.

I really hate the way she says 'thousand'.

Rb

Game is relatively interesting, Laura Woods is an ugly nuisance.

Winters

Id bang the mascara off her.

Pic's or gtfo

admiralofthefleet

i'd slip her one

In my opinion, she is a minger. Too fat looking.

aidan_walsh

Deleted User wrote:

In my opinion, she is a minger. Too fat looking.

Ladies and gentlemen, the reasoning behind the "size zero" ****e.

Winters

Deleted User wrote:

In my opinion, she is a minger. Too fat looking.

You must find this positively erotic so:

standbyme

Hmm! woods gives you a woody

Winters

Winters wrote:

You must find this positively erotic so:

oh baby;)
I just dont find laura woods to be the least bit attractive.

standbyme

Well at the moment, she's going out with an architecture, he must have found something interesting

padi89

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In my opinion, she is a minger. Too fat looking.

I agree she is a tad on the porky side lately.Not on the pics above mind you but i saw that programme Sat night and thought she was fairly squished into her outfit.

Robbo

standbyme wrote:

Well at the moment, she's going out with an architecture

Baroque or neo-classical?

fits

padi89 wrote:

I agree she is a tad on the porky side lately.Not on the pics above mind you but i saw that programme Sat night and thought she was fairly squished into her outfit.

Bad choice of outfit imo... I dont think shes very 'porky' as you put it, but a more structured, less frilly outfit would look a lot better on her. She needs more material on those shoulders...

Myself and OH were analysing this for a while... there was feck all on telly!

Dr. Dre

Robbo wrote:

Baroque or neo-classical?

Quality

Mossy Monk

Robbo wrote:

Baroque or neo-classical?

ROFFLE

curiosity

fits wrote:

Bad choice of outfit imo... I dont think shes very 'porky' as you put it, but a more structured, less frilly outfit would look a lot better on her. She needs more material on those shoulders...

Myself and OH were analysing this for a while... there was feck all on telly!

Thank god not everyone on this thread is calling her porky. Her curves are yummy, boo hiss to the thin brigade!!

Leave those lovely shoulders bare, they're fabulous:)

Crazy Christ

I've a friend who took her home and when they got in the door into her flat she put a couple of chicken and bacon pies in the microwave. Later on when he was throwing it up between the two legs he noticed she had the pies beside her bed and she would take bites out of them when he wasn't looking. She demolished both of them and there were a load of empty Fray Bentos tins thrown around her bedroom. I believe him

Our man in Havana

Thousands wouldn't.

DeepBlue

Crazy Christ wrote:

I've a friend who took her home and when they got in the door into her flat she put a couple of chicken and bacon pies in the microwave. Later on when he was throwing it up between the two legs he noticed she had the pies beside her bed and she would take bites out of them when he wasn't looking. She demolished both of them and there were a load of empty Fray Bentos tins thrown around her bedroom. I believe him

You're story is inaccurate in one small detail - it wasn't Laura Woods, it was..............YORE MA!!

standbyme

Crazy Christ wrote:

I've a friend who took her home and when they got in the door into her flat she put a couple of chicken and bacon pies in the microwave. Later on when he was throwing it up between the two legs he noticed she had the pies beside her bed and she would take bites out of them when he wasn't looking. She demolished both of them and there were a load of empty Fray Bentos tins thrown around her bedroom. I believe him

Hmm! doughnuts, a woman with her priorities right, bringing food into the foreplay, tasty pasty-hmmm!!

padi89

fits wrote:

Bad choice of outfit imo... I dont think shes very 'porky' as you put it

I disagree, her outfit didnt cause the excess pudge around her chin.

Mossy Monk

padi89 wrote:

I disagree, her outfit didnt cause the excess pudge around her chin.