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Chuck Norris Jokes??

cuterob · 2007-06-29 00:37:25

maybe they've come and gone..i've only found this section of the forum..but they are hilarious..they should be stickied and people make up there own ones..its easy..heres my favorite though chuck norris invented a time machine and went back in time to save JFK..he caught the three bullets in his teeth and JFK's head blew…

29-06-2007 12:37am

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maybe they've come and gone..i've only found this section of the forum..but they are hilarious..they should be stickied and people make up there own ones..its easy..heres my favorite though

chuck norris invented a time machine and went back in time to save JFK..he caught the three bullets in his teeth and JFK's head blew up in amazement!!

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#2 29-06-2007 12:40am

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There you go, hours of fun...although you are a tad late on the uptake

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#3 29-06-2007 12:18pm

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Chuck Norris??

I hear that he wears Paul O' Connell Pyjamas

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#4 29-06-2007 12:20pm

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Say NO to the Chuck Norris forum.

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#5 29-06-2007 4:11pm

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ah good stuff

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#6 29-06-2007 4:31pm

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heard one before from this lunatic that sat beside me on the bus one day coming back from town.

"When Chuck Norris falls into a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrissed"

Thought that was pretty good....

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#7 30-06-2007 1:27am

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chuck norris died 3 times, the grin reaper never had the courage to tell him

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#8 01-07-2007 2:20pm

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sd123 wrote:

chuck norris died 3 times, the grin reaper never had the courage to tell him

Like it

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#9 03-07-2007 1:21pm

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Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..

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#10 03-07-2007 1:24pm

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jonny72 wrote:

Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..

being bitter and negative is a far better option.

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#11 04-07-2007 3:01pm

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The-Rigger wrote:

being bitter and negative is a far better option.

chuck norris can bite his own elbow

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#12 04-07-2007 6:24pm

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jonny72 wrote:

Oh hahahha, yeah yeah.. and the one where chuck norris died but he wasnt dead cos hes chuck norris, cos haha he laughs in the face of death, and hes tough, it gets old after one joke. Just because you are 16 and play counterstrike doesn't mean u have to think you have to love chuck norris jokes, or watch knight rider, talk about the a-team or pretend to be interested in the transformers.. cos woaaah thaats sooo zany..

Chuck Norris would ban your ass for that. If I were you, I'd be gone when he gets here.

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#13 04-07-2007 10:35pm

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Back OT...

Chuck Norris defines love as reluctance to kill. If you are alive, Chuck Norris loves you.

Before going to bed, the Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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