Chinese Restaurant

Homer · 26-06-2007 1:54pm #1

A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some
deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant.
They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken
surprise.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as
the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a
tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.
"Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't so she asks him
to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again he sees two beady
little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and
demands an explanation.
"Well sir", says the waiter, "What did you order?"
"We both chose the same", he replies, "the chicken surprise"
"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've brought you
the Peking Duck"