how big does it have to be

MooseJam

How big does my gut have to be to qualify, it's a fairly shapely half basketball size, do i need to keep working on it or would that suffice ?

galactus

well, basketballsare pretty big. as long as its not soccer ball sized.

if its rugby-ball shaped, then see a doctor

Smellyirishman

Come back when you're up to yoga ball standards.

(I'll leave now too)

AlmightyCushion

About 10 inches.

Slow Motion

As long as it's there and growing I think you should be OK

5starpool

Everyone has to start somewhere. No sign of where to stop though, so might as well keep growing it.

Slow Motion

5starpool wrote:

Everyone has to start somewhere. No sign of where to stop though, so might as well keep growing it.

Well... If you can't see your sabre when it's extended I think you will have reached "Senior" Brother status

MooseJam

i cant lol, does that mean i can join the brotherhood ?

Zaph

Absolutely! Welcome Brother MooseJam.

Hagar

A rough guide is when you stop polishing your shoes because you can't see them anymore.

scojones

I can balance a pint on mine when I push it out. That's big enough.

jester77

If you are unable to tie your own shoes then you definetely qualify!

Artmustang

Hagar wrote:

A rough guide is when you stop polishing your shoes because you can't see them anymore.

and you'd need assistance for that.