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Paul Mc Cartney

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  • 23-06-2007 5:49am
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    intheknow
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    I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he's going to come out of this alive.


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    HammerHeadGym
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    That's very true, and when asked if he would ever go down on one knee again he said he's prefer if we called her heather.


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    intheknow
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    lol


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    Jesus Wept
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    This thread feels about 6 months late :confused:

    Possibly more :p


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    m83
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    The-Rigger wrote:
    This thread feels about 6 months late :confused:

    Possibly more :p


    agreed.




    So have you heard the latest news? Turns out OJ was found not guilty!


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    Tha Gopher
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    When he asked her to marry him i was stumped.




    Ill just be getting my coat.......:rolleyes:


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    Hagar
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    Guess what this is?


    I'll be off now.


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    WindSock
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    HammerHeadGym wrote:
    That's very true, and when asked if he would ever go down on one knee again he said he's prefer if we called her heather.

    Thats the best I've heard so far :D I laughed my leg off


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    Hagar
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    intheknow wrote:
    I... an omniped, ...

    erm shouldn't that be Uniped, unless she's all legs.


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    Thrill
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    Pull the other one...




    /Grabs coat and joins the rush for the door


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    m83
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    aaaarghh end the glasscock session now people!


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    Pigman II
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    Hagar wrote:
    erm shouldn't that be Uniped, unless she's all legs.

    Yes but Paul usually used her doggystyle. I guess she was a tripod?


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    DublinWriter
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    Hagar wrote:
    erm shouldn't that be Uniped, unless she's all legs.
    Monoped?


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    zAbbo
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    McCartney deserves everything he gets.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1wSMibyuzU


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    little miss
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    I feel sorry for him. She's such a lying cow...


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    445279.ie
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    I can't stand Paul McCartney. Hate the way the English press think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    I feel sorry for Heather and think she deserves every penny she gets from him :mad:


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    little miss
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    You feel sorry for her? How and why? Have you not read all the stories about her, how she's dumped former husbands and fiancées the moment she's met someone better? How she pretended she was a different Heather Mills who was a journalist in order to get a job? How she allegedly sold her body for money and so on?! She's so manipulative and seems to be a compulsive liar. Even her father says her tales are fabricated...


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    Driver 8
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    McCartney has cleared up on more than one occasion what he meant when speaking about Lennon's death, he was clearly, and obviously, at a loss for words to express the loss he'd suffered. But then again, nothing short of exalting the blessed St.Lennon would've done for most people, as he was a peace loving poet, and McCartney was just a guy in his band.

    Ok, most people aren't that deluded, but christ, how would you react to a person who wrote a song like "How Do You Sleep" about you"?


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