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Best blonde joke ever!

  • 23-06-2007 1:31am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭


    A Cajun man walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
    puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
    patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth
    and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
    for one minute.
    Then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return
    for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

    The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
    dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in
    the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
    crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
    smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened
    his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

    The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
    $100 who's willing to give it a try."

    A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
    back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try it!
    Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭EricM


    heard it before. but still good :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭darkskol


    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Gave me a giggle!:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Able


    Quality!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Really good.:D


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