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Gymnast "bummed" by a Tiger

  • 16-06-2007 10:49am
    #1
    Kingp35
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,326 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    i_bummed.jpg

    :eek:

    "They should expect to be bummed" :D


Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    When interviewed from his hospital bed, Twa Hok seemed most agitated, and when asked if it hurt, he replied, "Hurt? HURT?.........the tiger hasn't phoned, written.......


  • #3
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    How big is a tigers cock?


  • #4
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Lol!!


  • #5
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    That's horrible so I guess I'll throw down a big LOL!

    Imagine being him though, he'll never be taken seriously by anyone again.


  • #6
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Ouch... that must have been horrible for the guy.


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  • #7
    braingrease
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭braingrease


    LazyFingers wrote:

    Imagine being him though, he'll never be taken seriously by anyone again.
    Haha lol,

    It's like: Haha you have big nipples!

    Shut up, you got bummed by a tiger lol.


  • #8
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    its a bull**** story u muppets


  • #9
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    jesus that is AWFUL... possibly the worst situation imaginable


  • #10
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Steoob wrote:
    jesus that is AWFUL... possibly the worst situation imaginable
    I reckon the worst situation imaginable would if he got spit-roasted by two tigers. Actually no......two elephants.


  • #11
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I bet Roy Horn (of Siegfried & Roy) would have taken this option tho.


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  • #12
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    If people are going to abuse animals by putting them in circuses, they should expect to be bummed.

    Thank god he didn't land in the elephant cage!
    Or one of the females cages, imagine how inadequate he would've felt!!


  • #13
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    so the tiger pulled his pants down and managed to get it up freely. Keep believing everything you read girls


  • #14
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    braingrease wrote:
    Haha lol,

    It's like: Haha you have big nipples!

    Shut up, you got bummed by a tiger lol.

    Lol, you'd never be able to slag anyone again!

    Gymnist: Hey babe, would ya like a drink and then maybe some fun afterwards?
    Woman: Sorry my penis isn't big enough to compete with a tiger, I'd bore ya.
    Later on...
    Gymnist: Yeah I'd like a stool, a 4 x 4 and 5 metres of rope please...


  • #15
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    LazyFingers wrote:
    Woman: Sorry my penis isn't big enough to compete with a tiger, I'd bore ya.
    Later on...
    ...

    didnt know women have dicks!


  • #16
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    a-k-47 wrote:
    so the tiger pulled his pants down and managed to get it up freely. Keep believing everything you read girls
    Chill man!

    It's an amusing story.
    If you're not amused read something else, you've already stated your opinion of the thread and story.


  • #17
    Hypnotoad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭Hypnotoad


    a-k-47 wrote:
    so the tiger pulled his pants down and managed to get it up freely. Keep believing everything you read girls

    Ouch...you called us girls.


  • #18
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,604 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    a-k-47 wrote:
    so the tiger pulled his pants down and managed to get it up freely. Keep believing everything you read girls

    Maybe part of the Tigers act was pulling peoples pants down. A trick his trainer should have thought twice about teaching him.

    He'll break out now and teach it to tigers all over the world. It's the new apocalypse.


  • #19
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    a-k-47 wrote:
    so the tiger pulled his pants down and managed to get it up freely.
    Would you say no to a tiger?


  • #20
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Where did the tiger get the lube, or did he just spit on his paw lol


  • #21
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Kingp35 wrote:
    i_bummed.jpg

    :eek:

    "They should expect to be bummed" :D

    That is classic :D:D


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  • #22
    Mexicola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭Mexicola


    Class. Sure its only a big pussy isnt it? :D


  • #23
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    kittenkiller wrote:
    Thank god he didn't land in the elephant cage!
    Or one of the females cages, imagine how inadequate he would've felt!!
    It's the fingering that hurts the most...so they say.


  • #24
    alanceltic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭alanceltic


    gonna drag this into the gutter now.... did it not occur to anyone that the tiger was attracted to her GRRRRowler lol


  • #25
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    a-k-47 wrote:
    its a bull**** story u muppets

    What? :eek: Isn't everything on the net true??? :eek: Have i been wrong all those years??


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