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Paris Hilton

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  • 15-06-2007 8:03am
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    Victor
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    So apparently she weighs about 52kg / 8 stone 3. I used to weigh that when I was 18 and didn't believe my mother when she was worried I was underweight.

    Or course now I probably weigh in at about 2 Hiltons. So brothers, how many Hiltons do you weigh?


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    Victor
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    And to apologise for mentioning it in this board, here's a video.


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    biko
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    12 stone so one and a half Paris


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    smashey
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    Wayyyyy over two Hiltons. I think we have a new term for this forum.
    Q. What's your weight?
    A. 1.75 Hiltons.


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    Archeron
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    I am a hearty swarty 2.3 Hiltons.


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    Slow Motion
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    About one and a half prison b!tches :D


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    Mr. Presentable
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    I weigh one Simple Life! (A Hilton and a Ritchie - about 12.5 stone)


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    Willymuncher
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    Two Hiltons and a Tinkerbell.


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    trout
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    2.5 hiltons ... oh dear :eek:


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    The Hill Billy
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    1.6 hiltons.

    I wonder if she'll put on weight after being force-fed lots of hairy kebabs and pink lettuce in prison?


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    Wishbone Ash
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    2 Hiltons for me. :)
    biko wrote:
    12 stone so one and a half Paris
    nipplenuts wrote:
    I weigh one Simple Life! (A Hilton and a Ritchie - about 12.5 stone)
    Pffft - this Forum is for real men! :D


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    AlmightyCushion
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    I think I weigh (don't use the auld weighing scales that often) about 1.3 hiltons (about 11 stone)


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    Archeron
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    trout wrote:
    2.5 hiltons ... oh dear :eek:

    Aah, dont worry. If it was 2.5 Roseanne Barr's, then it would be a problem.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Archeron wrote:
    Aah, dont worry. If it was 2.5 Roseanne Barr's, then it would be a problem.

    Or Mary Harney's. I'd say I weigh about .00000000000000000000000001 of those.:D


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    scojones
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    1.2 Hiltons. But I can balance a pint glass on my belly when I push it out!


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    Mr. Presentable
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    scojones wrote:
    1.2 Hiltons. But I can balance a pint glass on my belly when I push it out!

    When you push what out?


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    admiralofthefleet
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    im almost exactly 2 paris hiltons


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    Slow Motion
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    On further thought maybe we should replace all the instances of Paris Hiltons name to "The Prison B1tch" (See my earlier post) or some other soubriquet, as their are far too many threads in her "honour" on the boards already !


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    On further thought maybe we should replace all the instances of Paris Hiltons name to "The Prison B1tch" (See my earlier post) or some other soubriquet, as their are far too many threads in her "honour" on the boards already !

    How about just "Skank". Much less typing involved but does lead to confusion as it could be applied to quite many of her kind (don't want to say people).


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    Slow Motion
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    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    How about just "Skank". Much less typing involved but does lead to confusion as it could be applied to quite many of her kind (don't want to say people).

    Would it be possible for the mods to do a search and relpace, as in Word ? :D


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Would it be possible for the mods to do a search and relpace, as in Word ? :D

    Actually now that you mention it. They should have a banned word filter so that whenever someone types in a certain word it comes up on the site as something else. So they could just pop Paris Hilton in and have it come up as "Prison b!tch" or whatever we decide on. C&S wouldn't like it though :D


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    The Hill Billy
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    Archeron wrote:
    I am a hearty swarty 2.3 Hiltons.

    And this is why. :D


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    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,205 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Hill Billy wrote:
    And this is why. :D

    Gosh darn it.....:)


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    Beruthiel
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    I'm surprised at you lot.
    The good people of this forum have no need for weighing scales.
    I threw mine out about 10 years ago and haven't weighed myself since.
    What you don't know can't hurt ya and you can indulge guilt free.
    No0bs the lot of ye!


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    Slow Motion
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    Beruthiel wrote:
    I'm surprised at you lot.
    The good people of this forum have no need for weighing scales.
    I threw mine out about 10 years ago and haven't weighed myself since.
    What you don't know can't hurt ya and you can indulge guilt free.
    No0bs the lot of ye!

    I dunno ! Every now and again I like to get the old scales out and make sure I'm not regressing ! And to hear them groan :D


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    Beruthiel
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    Surely the indentation on your sofa can confirm that? :D


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    Slow Motion
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    Beruthiel wrote:
    Surely the indentation on your sofa can confirm that? :D

    True but it's not as much fun as watching the readout on the scales slowly getting smaller as my gut grows, like an eclipse that takes years :D


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    True but it's not as much fun as watching the readout on the scales slowly getting smaller as my gut grows, like an eclipse that takes years :D

    Make sure it doesn't get caught on the towel rail :D


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