Paris Hilton

Victor

So apparently she weighs about 52kg / 8 stone 3. I used to weigh that when I was 18 and didn't believe my mother when she was worried I was underweight.

Or course now I probably weigh in at about 2 Hiltons. So brothers, how many Hiltons do you weigh?

Victor

And to apologise for mentioning it in this board, here's a video.

biko

12 stone so one and a half Paris

smashey

Wayyyyy over two Hiltons. I think we have a new term for this forum.
Q. What's your weight?
A. 1.75 Hiltons.

Archeron

I am a hearty swarty 2.3 Hiltons.

Slow Motion

About one and a half prison b!tches

Mr. Presentable

I weigh one Simple Life! (A Hilton and a Ritchie - about 12.5 stone)

Willymuncher

Two Hiltons and a Tinkerbell.

trout

2.5 hiltons ... oh dear :eek:

The Hill Billy

1.6 hiltons.

I wonder if she'll put on weight after being force-fed lots of hairy kebabs and pink lettuce in prison?

Wishbone Ash

2 Hiltons for me.

biko wrote:

12 stone so one and a half Paris

nipplenuts wrote:

I weigh one Simple Life! (A Hilton and a Ritchie - about 12.5 stone)

Pffft - this Forum is for real men!

AlmightyCushion

I think I weigh (don't use the auld weighing scales that often) about 1.3 hiltons (about 11 stone)

Archeron

trout wrote:

2.5 hiltons ... oh dear :eek:

Aah, dont worry. If it was 2.5 Roseanne Barr's, then it would be a problem.

AlmightyCushion

Archeron wrote:

Aah, dont worry. If it was 2.5 Roseanne Barr's, then it would be a problem.

Or Mary Harney's. I'd say I weigh about .00000000000000000000000001 of those.:D

scojones

1.2 Hiltons. But I can balance a pint glass on my belly when I push it out!

Mr. Presentable

scojones wrote:

1.2 Hiltons. But I can balance a pint glass on my belly when I push it out!

When you push what out?

admiralofthefleet

im almost exactly 2 paris hiltons

Slow Motion

On further thought maybe we should replace all the instances of Paris Hiltons name to "The Prison B1tch" (See my earlier post) or some other soubriquet, as their are far too many threads in her "honour" on the boards already !

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

On further thought maybe we should replace all the instances of Paris Hiltons name to "The Prison B1tch" (See my earlier post) or some other soubriquet, as their are far too many threads in her "honour" on the boards already !

How about just "Skank". Much less typing involved but does lead to confusion as it could be applied to quite many of her kind (don't want to say people).

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

How about just "Skank". Much less typing involved but does lead to confusion as it could be applied to quite many of her kind (don't want to say people).

Would it be possible for the mods to do a search and relpace, as in Word ?

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Would it be possible for the mods to do a search and relpace, as in Word ?

Actually now that you mention it. They should have a banned word filter so that whenever someone types in a certain word it comes up on the site as something else. So they could just pop Paris Hilton in and have it come up as "Prison b!tch" or whatever we decide on. C&S wouldn't like it though

The Hill Billy

Archeron wrote:

I am a hearty swarty 2.3 Hiltons.

And this is why.

Archeron

Hill Billy wrote:

And this is why.

Gosh darn it.....:)

Beruthiel

I'm surprised at you lot.
The good people of this forum have no need for weighing scales.
I threw mine out about 10 years ago and haven't weighed myself since.
What you don't know can't hurt ya and you can indulge guilt free.
No0bs the lot of ye!

Slow Motion

Beruthiel wrote:

I'm surprised at you lot.
The good people of this forum have no need for weighing scales.
I threw mine out about 10 years ago and haven't weighed myself since.
What you don't know can't hurt ya and you can indulge guilt free.
No0bs the lot of ye!

I dunno ! Every now and again I like to get the old scales out and make sure I'm not regressing ! And to hear them groan

Beruthiel

Surely the indentation on your sofa can confirm that?

Slow Motion

Beruthiel wrote:

Surely the indentation on your sofa can confirm that?

True but it's not as much fun as watching the readout on the scales slowly getting smaller as my gut grows, like an eclipse that takes years

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

True but it's not as much fun as watching the readout on the scales slowly getting smaller as my gut grows, like an eclipse that takes years

Make sure it doesn't get caught on the towel rail