How much time?

AnonoBoy

Since today seems to be a day for interesting questions in the AH forum, here's one:

We've all done little things wrong here and there. Some things that might be against the law. If you think back through any crimes you've ever committed (whether you were caught or not) and presumed you got convicted of all of them how much jail time do you think you'd get.

You can name your crimes if you'd like to:

Small bit of drug dealing in college.
Theft.
Drunk and disorderly.
Possession of drugs.
Burglary

I think I'd get 3-4 years. Maybe a bit less.


[edit] I am in no way condoning any of the things I did. But I was a bit wild in my younger years [/edit]

Mrs_Doyle

A few days at most, especially when you take Ireland's sentencing into consideration.

EDIT: Good Point Jeremiah

Aside from that I don't think I've ever done anything really bad.

Red Hand

I wonder if you can get prosecuted by disclosing crimes online...?

AlmightyCushion

I'd be doing about 15 consecutive life sentences.

Tar.Aldarion

Just drug offences and larceny here. Oh, and assault and drunk/disorderly.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

How much time would you get for streaking?

AnonoBoy

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

How much time would you get for streaking?

About six months.

But don't worry - the time would go in a flash!

Archeron

I am a shining beacon of law abiding citizenry. In fact, as somebody above said, with Irelands sentencing, I'm probably owed a few robberies at this stage.

Steve_o

Drunk and Disorderly and a Smash and Grab.....those were the days!!!!:D

Sleepy

Drunk & Disorderly
Drug Possession
Motor Offences
Public Exposure
Shoplifting (sweets as a kid)
Serving Alcohol After Hours


Ooops, that'd be a few months anyway!

ROCKMAN

I am just happy I was not born in TEXAS

jester77

I'm sure I'd be the same for 90% of adults.

drunk & disorderly
petty theft
drug possesion
lewd conduct/public exposure or whatever pissing on the main street of town is called
caught in pub afterhours
trespassing

funk-you

About 17-20 with good behaviour, possibly a life sentence for one thing if all the others were taken into account at sentencing.

-Funk

Heisenberg.

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biko

Less than a year - just petty crimes, theft and fighting
These days I stay on the straight and narrow

weemcd

open alcohol container in public (got a fine and court app. for that one)
drunk and disorderly
indecent exposure
damage to property
underage drinking

Duggy747

Drunk & Disorderly
Underage Drinking (Those sure were the days!)
Drug Possession (Accused & searched by the Gardaì but I never carry)
Shoplifting (Got suspended in school after some pussy ratted 7 of us out, I got away cuz I denied it to the end )
Breaking & Entering (Ah, when I was sweet little kid, got ratted for that too!)
Being too sexy

nobodythere

Drug possession,
Trespassing,
em, computer trespassing,
selling cigarettes to someone underage,
minor tax fraud.

Probably a fine and probation.

MooseJam

theft theft and more theft, mostly sweeties and the odd airfix model, I used to take the pricetags of the little ones and put them on the big fancy ones in Easons, drug possesion of course

StephenC_IRL

breach of copyright
vandalism
criminal damage
posession of a concealed weapon
driving without a licence
driving without tax or insurance

anyone have an estimate on that ?

ctc_celtic

how many years would I get for Bestiality?

KamiKazi

drunk & disorderly + speeding would be the worst of my offences.


yeah, i'm a real hard ass

Scrotum

Galway- Just too good looking, banned and told never to come back.

Dublin- Public order, probation.

Cork- Pissing on the street, freedom off the city.

cooperguy

When I read the OP I listed in my head my different "crimes" but then as I read down through the thread I found myself saying "Oh ya and that, and that, and that" Turns out im not as innocent as I thought I was!!!

jimi_t

Indecent exposure
Drunk and Disorderly
Shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die

Steve_o

ctc_celtic wrote:

how many years would I get for Bestiality?

Life and you'd lose half of all your possessions to the animal in question....i hope it was worth it....:D

J.S. Pill

Drunk & disorderly, indecent exposure etc. etc.
Larceny & criminal damage (1)
Drug possession
Drug Dealing
Shoplifting (2)
Breaking & entering (2)
Assault (3)

Footnotes:

(1) was the only one I got nicked for. Bunch of us lads stole a sign from a dunnes stores carpark when we were in first year in college. The Fuzz were having none of it and put us in the cell for the night to 'scare us straight'

(2) Committed when I was age 10-12. Sure we had nothing better do do. No X-boxes, Bee-bows or iPods in those days.

(3) Self defence! I'm a lover not a fighter

Crazy Christ

If the gardai do a bit of looking in the Wicklow mountains then I'm looking at life

FunkZ

AnonoBoy wrote:

Small bit of drug dealing in college.
Theft.
Drunk and disorderly.
Possession of drugs.
Burglary

I think I'd get 3-4 years. Maybe a bit less.

Man ya musta been stealing a lot 'cause they do **** all for drugs here. My mates sisters boyfriend (lol) was caught bringing in half a million squids worth of coke (the scumbag) and he got probation? What the hell?

Right: Very, very small drug dealing for the space of a week or so.
Multiple accounts of breaking an entry.
Drunk and disorderly, many times... state of me...

Probably all just fines and stuff...

GerryRyan

Here we go ...

Trespass
Drunk and Disorderly ftw
Buying drink/smokes under-age
Driving under-age (without tax/insurance obviously)
Counterfitting DVDs (got caught out on that one tho so I'v stopped)
Downloading games/music/films/other programmes
Possession on soft(ish) drugs

GerryRyan

jimi_t wrote:

Shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die

... well I laughed

eamoss

Downloaded so many things that it would cost about €5k if had got them in the shop.
Underage drinking.
Underage smoking(I was about 9 and stopped after a month)
Driving without a licence.
Driving without tax or insurance.
Vandalism.
Trespassing.

Also could have been banned from state exams for 4 years

As for drug possession, I have had drugs in my hand but iv never used them and they werent mine.

Dooom

It's illegal to smoke if you're underage? First I've heard of it.
Anyway:

Vandalism
Trespassing
Possession plus a wee bit of dealing
Drunk and disorderly
Indecent exposure (very nearly got nabbed for that)
Plus the usual robbing crap from shops as a young 'un and so on.

eamoss wrote:

I have had drugs in my hand but iv never used them and they werent mine

Lol, sure, not like anyone's used that one before.

Mahatma coat

They havent been able to covict me yet for the crimes I gt caught at, as for the rest,

Drugdealin/possesion
Shoplifting
Trespassing
Handling stolen Goods
Tax evasion
asault
asault with weapon
unlawful detention
GTA
Speeding
Reckless endangerment
B&E
Money launderin
Embezellment
Forgery
using counterfeit currency
Perjury
Identity fraud
Blackmail
unlicenced firearms

and runnin the car on Green Diesel

thats wht I can remember off the top of the head.


probably get 20 hours CS for all that

Edit : that did not all happen at the same time

Black Swan

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

I wonder if you can get prosecuted by disclosing crimes online...?

Several boardsies are Gardai. You might place them in a difficult position between being members of boards and trying to do their job?

Red Hand

I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!

Waits patiently for the Paddywagon

FunkZ

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!

Lol, and then James Patterson wrote a whole, excellent book about it!

When I was around fifteen I noticed that there was a mistake on my passport and it said I was 22, so as ya can guess I bought drink for underage people and drank underage a lot! I also went to England, Portugal, France and Spain with that passport.

Tak3n

1) Murder
2) Rape
3) Assault
4) Theft
5) Drug dealing
6) Money laundering
7) Making pirate dvds
8) Arson
9) Hacking
10) Taking a sh*t in the liffey
11) Indecent exposure
12) Bribing a police officer
13) Illegal firearm possesion
14) Beastiality
15) smoking/drinking/driving/having sex underage
16) Slander
17) Tax evasion

About... a week i recon ?

thelordofcheese

Damn, i though i was a fine law abiding citizen untill this thread came along....


anyway

Drunk and disorderly
Underage drinking
Fraud (i think thats what you'd call making a fake ID for a friend back in the day)
public indecency
Copyright theft (several grands worth, i'd imagine)
Regular Theft
Drugs Possesion
B&E
Shoplifting
Being from sligo

GerryRyan

Tak3n wrote:

10) Taking a sh*t in the liffey

Ok, I doubt anyone would get time for that - a caution at most I'd say

GerryRyan

LazyFingers wrote:

When I was around fifteen I noticed that there was a mistake on my passport and it said I was 22, so as ya can guess I bought drink for underage people and drank underage a lot! I also went to England, Portugal, France and Spain with that passport.

Lucky cnut :mad:

Kinetic^

I don't want to incriminate myself too much so all I'll say is underage drinking