Fish Alert for the lower limit players

MadsL

JJJJBBBBB000007

On GJP

Unbelievable.....

Look him up..

ditpoker

how do u find a player?

Flushdraw

ditpoker wrote:

how do u find a player?

On GJP, where they list the tournaments, down the very end it gives u the option to find a player. Search for jjjj and it will show up 2 or 3 players.

I had a quick look and he was playing on the .10/.20 table with $148 which is pretty good! Logged out before i tempted myself back in!

ocallagh

sat down for the laugh!

Lorax

Show us a few hands he played... for comedic purposes!

ocallagh

Button JOKHER94 ($19.40)
SB JJJJJBBBBB000007 ($37.81)
BB Saltire ($46.85)
UTG Hero ($31.30)
UTG+1 ashe1337 ($51.14)
CO Schlickster ($22.50)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with K J
Hero raises to 1.20, 3 folds, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 1.10, 1 fold.
Flop (2.60) Q 5 9
JJJJJBBBBB000007 checks, Hero bets 1.80, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 1.80.
Turn (6.20) 7
JJJJJBBBBB000007 checks, Hero checks.
River (6.20) T
JJJJJBBBBB000007 checks, Hero bets 28.30, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 28.30
JJJJJBBBBB000007 shows J 8
Hero shows K J
Hero wins 62.80 with A straight, King high

ocallagh

Green Joke Poker "TURBO" Brande 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker
Button Saltire ($46.45)
SB Hero ($61.45)
BB ashe1337 ($51.14)
UTG JOKHER94 ($19.20)
UTG+1 JJJJJBBBBB000007 ($18.60)
Preflop: Hero is in the SB with A J
JOKHER94 calls 0.20, JJJJJBBBBB000007 moves all-in for 18.60, 1 fold, Hero raises to 59, 1 fold, JOKHER94 moves all-in for 19.
Flop (97.10) 2 2 T
Turn (97.10) J
River (97.10) 5
JOKHER94 shows K Q
JJJJJBBBBB000007 shows 8 T
Hero shows A J
Hero wins 97.10 with Two pair, Jack's and Two's with a Ace for a kicker

Lorax

ROFL, I gotta register on GJP. Wonder how long he'll last, is he playing with some sort of a signup bonus or would you say its his own money? Not familiar with GJP, you get a lot of fish on cdpoker wasting their free $30, going all-in with 27o etc..

MadsL

I logged out after this disgusting hand;

Green Joke Poker "TURBO" Brande 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

Button Hero ($9.40)
SB JJJJJBBBBB000007 ($132.96)
BB jtodb222 ($16.64)
UTG PussXXX ($18.40)
UTG+1 sonto ($20.35)
CO Colosal26 ($20.80)

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with T 8
1 fold, sonto calls 0.20, Colosal26 raises to 0.80, Hero calls 0.80, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 0.70, 2 folds.

Flop (2.80) 9 9 J
JJJJJBBBBB000007 checks, Colosal26 bets 1.40, Hero calls 1.40, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 1.40.

Turn (7.00) Q
JJJJJBBBBB000007 checks, Colosal26 bets 4, Hero moves all-in for 7.20, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 7.20, Colosal26 calls 3.20.

River (28.60) 9
JJJJJBBBBB000007 bets 25, Colosal26 moves all-in for 11.40

Hero shows T 8
JJJJJBBBBB000007 shows Q 6
Colosal26 shows Q J

JJJJJBBBBB000007 wins 32.50 with A fullhouse, Nine's and Queen's

Colosal26 wins 32.50 with A fullhouse, Nine's and Queen's


The reason he was on €137 was that I'd played with him for about 2 hours. He'd rebought about six times. He donated about $130 to me, then I lost the $120 back to him in two sick hands and then got stacked by the one above.

He'll push with middle pair every second hand, he's easy to make money from, but chases everything;

Perfect example here:

Green Joke Poker "TURBO" Brande 0.10/0.20, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

Button b16vtik ($18.63)
SB Blokbuster65 ($0.25)
BB Hero ($26.62)
UTG JJJJJBBBBB000007 ($24.20)
UTG+1 Dschasi ($16.30)
CO Hanny1 ($4)

Preflop: Hero is in the BB with T T
JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 0.20, 3 folds, Blokbuster65 calls 0.10, Hero raises to 0.80, JJJJJBBBBB000007 calls 0.80, Blokbuster65 moves all-in for 0.05.

Flop (2.25) 6 6 9
Hero bets 1.40, JJJJJBBBBB000007 raises to 2.80, Hero calls 1.40.

Turn (7.85) T
Hero checks, JJJJJBBBBB000007 moves all-in for 20.40, Hero calls 20.40.

River (48.65) 6

Hero shows T T
JJJJJBBBBB000007 shows 9 3
Blokbuster65 shows 4 J

Hero wins 48.65 with A fullhouse, Ten's and Six's

fabsoul

Here a guy that can't fold a hand pre-flop. he play 1-2 & 2-4

JimBob ICF