if you had to choose...

Goodluck2me

... between these what would you do?
you are in the desert hiking with your father and he somehow gets bitten by a venemous snake on the penis... do you suck it out or.... watch him die?

Rabies

you have issues. Take it to PI.... or preferably Doc Demento

o1s1n

You actually thought about this enough to start a thread?

I worry for your father.

Binomate

Let the fucker die.

pbsuxok1znja4r

Straws FTW.

randylonghorn

Whichever you decide, OP, goodluck2you ...

Black Swan

And all this time methought that AH had seen the worst of threads, but rejoice! This one has set the bar lower indeed!

Pigman II

watch the poor auld lad die...

I'd probably suck out the poison and then finish him off with a handjob.

thefinalstage

I'd cut it off! And then seal the wound with fire.

Pigman II

watch the poor auld lad die...

You'd cut it off? Even after it went to the effort of violently enterting your mother, repeatedly thrusting back and forward before finally shooting its sticky white seed all over her insides in order to create you?

You ungrateful so and so!

davyjose

watch the poor auld lad die...

I'd just use one of these ..... <shrugs> http://www.wisementrading.com/firstaid/snake_bite.htm

ROCKMAN

DAM


Now that's A QUESTION !


HMMMMMMMM




I LOVE A GOOD FUNERAL

Duggy747

Eh..........it's your choice OP, you must be stuck in a twizzle in order to start this post! You want my advice? Give your father a knife and let him decide his fate.

Mossy Monk

goodluck2me wrote:

... between these what would you do?
you are in the desert hiking with your father and he somehow gets bitten by a venemous snake on the penis... do you suck it out or.... watch him die?

What can I say other than LOL.

red_ice

davyjose wrote:

I'd just use one of these ..... <shrugs> http://www.wisementrading.com/firstaid/snake_bite.htm

a penis pump?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I'd use YORE MA to suck it out!

KTRIC

I think the OP is trying to justify sucking his fathers cock :eek:

smartypants

man thats Fubar!!!

AlmightyCushion

Actually if you did suck it out then you would be the one that is poisoned and soon die. So you would have a double whammy. You're father depressed that his son is gone and that the last memory they had together was his son with his lips wrapped around his cock.

cance

Pigman II wrote:

You'd cut it off? Even after it went to the effort of violently enterting your mother, repeatedly thrusting back and forward before finally shooting its sticky white seed all over her insides in order to create you?

You ungrateful so and so!

:eek:

/me throws my lunch in the bin.

lovely.:(

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

KTRIC

The Scientist wrote:

Is that German?

F*cked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition

Binomate

I change my decision. I'd watch him die, and then suck it out.

dulpit

What a random & disgusting question...:mad:

Emm... Well if it was my dad, seen as how close we are, i'd tell him he had a good run at it...;)

Heisenberg.

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bohsman

Seeing as I wasnt close to my dad, Id laugh and kick any first aid//water he needed just out of reach.

anniehoo

Think i might give up reading After Hours after seein that question!:eek:

humanji

Well according to Ray Mears, you can't actually suck out poison from a bite. And Ray Mears would know! He's on teh telly!

admiralofthefleet

let him die, i hate the cnut

Rhyme

Bring him to a hospital, like a normal person.

Peyton Manning

I hate my father. Id go retrieve that snake and tell him to finish the job..

Lazare

LMFAO:D

Suck it, and get him to say........



WHO'S YA DADDY?
WHO'S YA DADDY?

5starpool

Is that what all Donegal people think about, OP?

doonothing

ive never had a legitimate reason to say this before but
rofl

Flushdraw

Pigman II wrote:

I'd probably suck out the poison and then finish him off with a handjob.

LOL

Rhyme wrote:

Bring him to a hospital, like a normal person.

because theres lots of hospitals dotted all over the desert!

BoozyBabe

watch the poor auld lad die...

You really do have too much time on your hands!!!! :eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Watch him die... He shouldn't have tried to fúck a snake in the first place...

Rhyme

Flushdraw wrote:

because theres lots of hospitals dotted all over the desert!

You can always try. Better than blowing off your Dad.

Duggy747

He could always **** out the poison?

Setun

KTRIC wrote:

I think the OP is trying to justify sucking his fathers cock :eek:

Will I call Freud or do you want to do it?

fullstop

goodluck2me wrote:

... between these what would you do?
you are in the desert hiking with your father and he somehow gets bitten by a venemous snake on the penis... do you suck it out or.... watch him die?

Did this happen to Brian

Goodluck2me

fullstop wrote:

Did this happen to Brian

yeha i should have posted it in the funerals forum...:rolleyes:

Dord

Invalid poll. No Atari Jaguar option!

The OP is seriously FUBAR!

6th

I love that this is a public poll! All those that would suck daddy stand over there ->

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

watch the poor auld lad die...

i would break and crack his ribs and let him suck his own cock:D

Alter-Ego

What would YOU do, OP?

cardshark202

bump

Jesus Wept

goodluck2me has clearly illustrated that he is capable of hypothetical thinking beyond the level of most of us mere mortals.

And for that I commend him.

I would encourage him to share more of his thoughts with us.

goodluck2me forum ftw.

Jigsaw

I'd suck out the poison - family first.

Wook

does the OP has more of these posts ?

Terry

cardshark202 wrote:

bump

Seriously?

AH Charter wrote:

"Bumping" threads
Posting in a thread only to make it return to the top of the forum is not allowed (i.e. posting "bump" or some other pointlessness reply to a thread). People who bump threads may be banned. Bumping threads clutters a forum, if a thread is not getting replies then either revive the discussion with a good reply or let it die a slow death.

Banned.