Close Shave

darkskol

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Smellyirishman

Took me a while . Not great tbh.

Mr E

Yeah, if you have to spend more than 10 seconds trying to figure it out, then its not good

Creamy Goodness

i'm normally quite slow when it comes to jokes, but i got that one straight away.

Steoob

nope dont get it at all

Smellyirishman

Ball goes in mouth -> swallow -> ball is excreted -> repeat.

Steoob

o right i got that that is SO not funny

drunk_monk

I thought it was good

SoundWave

boo-urns

Burning Eclipse

Cremo wrote:

i'm normally quite slow when it comes to jokes, but i got that one straight away.

As did I...

I've heard worse!!