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Olympic Goatse on the BBC

  • 05-06-2007 3:02pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭


    http://www.b3ta.com/

    I can't believe the producers didnt catch on to this, what a classic LOL


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭BigTommyBomb


    Whats Goatse? Any links to pictures?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Whats Goatse? Any links to pictures?
    Hell no. Google, if you want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Mother of God don't post pictures of the goatse. And for anyone who does, think tubgirl, but worse. And definitely NFSW!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    LOL :D , ah I'll never forget the day Goatse greeted me on Google Images:

    "Hmm, let's see I'll type in 'Sooty' as I wanna pic of him, much hilariouty will ensue I'm sure!"
    *CLICK*
    "Here we go............wh.....wha?.......the hell is that?"
    Checks to see if safesearch is on.......it is
    "I'll click to make sure I'm not imagining what that.........Eurgh, GOD!!!"
    *Stops cringing and calls all the lads over to computer, has a jolly good laugh at their expressions!*


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Duggy747 wrote:
    LOL :D , ah I'll never forget the day Goatse greeted me on Google Images:

    "Hmm, let's see I'll type in 'Sooty' as I wanna pic of him, much hilariouty will ensue I'm sure!"
    *CLICK*
    "Here we go............wh.....wha?.......the hell is that?"
    Checks to see if safesearch is on.......it is
    "I'll click to make sure I'm not imagining what that.........Eurgh, GOD!!!"
    *Stops cringing and calls all the lads over to computer, has a jolly good laugh at their expressions!*

    I remember that day well. Fúck me it was weird. Please God don't post any pictures of Goatse.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭BigTommyBomb




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation




    *glares at BigTommyBomb* stop it, Im not clicking that link.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭Dr. Seuss


    Seriously - my stomach actually hurts now from laughing so much!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    why did i look up Goatse on google images at work......with safe search off!!!! give it a try!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    *glares at BigTommyBomb* stop it, Im not clicking that link.

    Its only the link to the bbc showing a cartoon of it. Relax its just funny no weirdness!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Hehehe.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Saw a screenshot on this on 4chan. Thought it was fake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭BigTommyBomb


    No fake. He really does strech his arse to those sort of proportions.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    HAHAHAHAAaaa that's classic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,289 ✭✭✭gucci


    Theres a bar in Sligo called Fureys-Shela Na Gig and it has a stone man doing a Goatse over the door, quite large.....never knew what the reasoning behind it!!!!
    Incidentally the bar is now closed but the sign age is still there!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    why did i look up Goatse on google images at work......with safe search off!!!! give it a try!!

    Ha Ha, you're gonna get some strange looks when they check your log Frank :D
    gucci wrote:
    Theres a bar in Sligo called Fureys-Shela Na Gig and it has a stone man doing a Goatse over the door, quite large.....never knew what the reasoning behind it!!!!
    Incidentally the bar is now closed but the sign age is still there!!

    Bloody hell, used to always drink in Furey's and never once spotted that.....probably did but I got the brain of a sibh.......what am I typing about again?......ah yes, nuclear vaginas!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    He really does strech his arse to those sort of proportions.

    How could you possibly say those words without bursting into tears with the laughter?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    No fake. He really does strech his arse to those sort of proportions.
    No, I meant I saw a screenshot of the BBC broadcast on 4chan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    I could have made a better logo out of my arse ..... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭stakey




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    gucci wrote:
    Theres a bar in Sligo called Fureys-Shela Na Gig and it has a stone man doing a Goatse over the door, quite large.....never knew what the reasoning behind it!!!!
    Incidentally the bar is now closed but the sign age is still there!! :D
    Sheela Na Gigs are generally considered to be female, and are proudly displaying their exaggerated sexual organs for reasons as yet unclear, though there are several theories. None of these theories involve Goatse.

    linkehs ...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_Na_Gig
    http://www.sheelanagig.org/

    my mum likes this one :eek: but it's ok ... she's a historian http://www.irelands-sheelanagigs.org/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    This is certainly something to liven up your ipod and yet entirely safe for work !
    http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/detail_01.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    stakey wrote:
    No offence intended – we simply didn’t spot it and as soon as we did we took it down.
    Frankly I'm more offended by the real Olympic logo.
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    olympic_cx.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    I've stumbled into a corner of the internet that I really dont think I want to be in....*backs away very slowly*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    trout wrote:
    my mum likes this one :eek: but it's ok ... she's a historian http://www.irelands-sheelanagigs.org/

    Ah. In that link it says it's pronounces GEE, thats where it came from :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Certainly gives a new dimension to the olympic ring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    OMFG The editors of London news aren't sad perverts that know about a picture of a ripped arse hole!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,289 ✭✭✭gucci


    trout wrote:
    Sheela Na Gigs are generally considered to be female, and are proudly displaying their exaggerated sexual organs for reasons as yet unclear, though there are several theories. None of these theories involve Goatse.

    linkehs ...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_Na_Gig
    http://www.sheelanagig.org/

    my mum likes this one :eek: but it's ok ... she's a historian http://www.irelands-sheelanagigs.org/

    oh rite, i never realised what all that was about!! interesting........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hmm, few things I wanna know:

    How does someone find out they can do that, what sort of scenario arises where you go: "Oh gee, would you look at that!!"

    How much stuff can be stored up there?

    Can he fart? And if he can do they make a noise?

    It would be funny to moon someone while their asleep and when they wake up......."AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Duggy747 wrote:
    How does someone find out they can do that, what sort of scenario arises where you go: "Oh gee, would you look at that!!"

    How much stuff can be stored up there?
    If you really wanna know there's a whole series that the goatse image was taken from. Shows what he can fit up there and how it got so big.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    iGoatse *worksafe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That's pretty cool but I wouldn't like to try and explain to girls what the meaning of the cover is. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭BigTommyBomb


    Hmm, few things I wanna know:

    How does someone find out they can do that, what sort of scenario arises where you go: "Oh gee, would you look at that!!"

    How much stuff can be stored up there?
    There is an interview of the guy floating around and you can pick up the link from the wikipedia article on goatse.

    Fascinating insights to be taken from the interview include,
    1. The man is very, very straight and was horrified to think to that people saw him as a gay man.
    2. He trained for a whole year without pleasure to stretch his arse to the max
    3. He warms up with 2 litre bottles of coke (The european bottles are actually a bit wider than ours)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    He trained for a whole year without pleasure to stretch his arse to the max

    Brilliantly phrased :D I presumed he was gay, not something you'd exactly show off to your Mrs.

    "Honey, look what I can do!"
    *STRETCH*
    "AAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!!! Gerald, what are you doing to yourself!?!"
    "Happy anniversary, dear!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Ah classic, pitty there wasn't a tubgirl one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Ha Ha, you're gonna get some strange looks when they check your log Frank :D

    i also looked to tubgirl!!........ after all, i am the scat man!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Fallen Seraph


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU


    Here's real link to goatse on youtube, in case anyone is interested :)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Goatse.. memories! oh the photoshops people have done of it :D


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