Whistling

little miss

Inspired by the 'I can't roll my rrrs' thread, well here's the I can't whistle one. Seriously, how do people do it? I can sing fine, but as for whistling I can barely get one note out let alone a tune. Is this common? And can people who can't sing whistle in tune? It seems like such an important question now that I've started thinking about it.

tribulus

I can whistle better than I can sing anyway. How can you not whistle? Surely it's just a matter of putting your lips together and blowing out air

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Inability to whistle is a sure sign of inadequacy as a human being..;)




You might learn with a bit of practice

little miss

Well, a noise comes out but its very weak and in no way can I whistle a tune!

Wertz

Can whistle normally no bother, but can't for the life of me do the "stick two fingers in your mouth and deafen every dog in a mile radius" type wolf-whistle.

AFAIK whistling is as much about the position of your front teeth as it is about the movement of the mouth/lips...

Smellyirishman

Just loop the GnR - "Patience" intro for a few hours. You will be a pro in no time.

I can "wolf-whistle" too and don't need to slobber all over my 2 fingers, it's my special power, haven't used it in a while though. It is indeed a combo of front teeth and tongue.

Saruman

I can only whistle sucking in, not blowing out.. as such my volume is rubbish. Perhaps thats why i never made it as a skanger

However blowing out i can make a low pitched owl like noise.. sort of like like the one you can do by blowing into your hands (which i can do very well ).

shane86

Can do normal whistling grand. However my inability to wolf whistle at random women on the street is a form of retardation I just cant get the positioning correct, I dunno how people do it.

Nephew

I cant whistle, when I attempt to I sound like a retarded budgie. Its probably my biggest flaw as a human being.

Black Swan

Ha! Never much thought of it! Now that I try, my whistle is whimpy! Disgrace! Not a wolf, so I don't have to worry much anyway...

looksee

I can whistle quite well but my gran used to say 'a whistling woman and a crowing hen is good for neither God nor men'.

Dave!

I can whistle pretty good, and I'm always f*cking whistling! Tis a habit of mine.

I could never do it with my fingers though, I just find it impossible

GhostInTheRuins

I can only whistle by sucking in, I could never do it blowing out. Still though, I can whistle better than I can sing

Dr. Seuss

Only gays can't whistle - that's scientific fact. Their mouths are so stretched from cramming so many simultaneous cocks in there, that their lips will no longer form a hole small enough to make a wistle sound.

Karoma

Dr. Seuss wrote:

Only gays can't whistle - that's scientific fact. Their mouths are so stretched from cramming so many simultaneous cocks in there, that their lips will no longer form a hole small enough to make a wistle sound.

Gays, and YORE MA!!!11ELEVENTY!!