Toilets and phones

swingking

Do people agree with me that people talking on the phones and having a slash is disgusting.

I heard some guy in croke park toilets today:

"Ah, How'ya Gerry, yeah I'm in thejacks"

and did he have to tell the guy that

Also there are guys who use hands frees in the jacks too

eh why???

KTRIC

I'm might answer the phone when I'm finished and leaving the jacks but never whilst doing my business. I think its a bit rude to be honest.

nomorebadtown

some of the best phone conversations i've had have been while taking a dump.

Rhyme

If it's an important call and i'm in the middle of something i'll pick up and tell the person i'll call them back.

Otherwise i ignore the phone until i'm done.

Sam Vimes

hands up who makes calls from the jacks. you know who you are



*puts hand up*

Jackz

Efficent time management!

Wishbone Ash

It's ridiculous in Dublin Airport especially what can be heard from the cubicles:

"Yea, I'm taking a dump at the moment"

"Hold on a sec while I wipe me hole"

"Yea, I'm on the bog at the moment"

"Jaysus, I've a dose of the shíts"

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Black Swan

Most 5 star hotels have a toilet phone. Wonder why? Something about doing their business?

Oriel

nomorebadtown wrote:

some of the best phone conversations i've had have been while taking a dump.

The echo gives it away though

BrandonBlock

The best are where you are on the phone in the toilet, and the person on the line doesn't know you are. Then ya flush..

Person: "Whats that??"
Me: "Errrrr.. nothing? Go on..."

Dave!

swingking wrote:

Also there are guys who use hands frees in the jacks too

eh why???

Because they need their hands for other purposes.

I'll answer the phone in the jax depending on who it is.

mikemac

Once worked as a night porter in a hotel.
We had to answer the phone within three rings or there'd be hell to pay.

Regulary answered the phone while using the toilet and never one complaint

unreggd

rude

and ull drop ur phone in the jax if ur at least tipsy, then piss all over yerself

Somewhat similar to manners when using the phone...

My girlfriend rang her mate about something, her mate answered and proceeded to let her (the gf) know that she was in the middle of sex but will get back to her later.

gilroyb

Was the phone itself involved? Maybe she was using the hands free function.

HungryJoey

I learned the hard way using the phone in the toilet, letting it fall in Or so i thought I learned - the phone decided to work again as soon as it dried out. Happy days! So yes, I still use a phone while in the lavatory. Meh.. who cares! I'll try and be as discrete as I can next time.

Hj

Kold

Sometimes you just gotta answer that call... If you hang up they'll just keep ringing.

Caliden

I'd talk to someone while I would be using the bathroom but I definitely wouldn't tell them.
I would also have second thoughts about answering if I was doing a #2

Dord

i'll never answer it while in the toilet, they can f**kin' wait! :mad:

Ciaran500

Whats rude about it?

Jigsaw

I think there's something wonderfully deviant about it if you are taking an important call, say, the person on the other end is in their office talking to you about an important issue, blissfully unaware that you are on the throne of porcelain crimping one off.

Or maybe that's just me?:o

Lazare

Ciaran500 wrote:

Whats rude about it?

My thoughts exactly. Tbh, I'll answer the phone in the toilet if I felt like it, and I really couldn't care less if someone thought it was rude, because frankly, it's not.

OP, if I was standing beside you at a urinal on my phone, and you started giving me the 'oh you're so rude' look, I'd piss on your shoes, and get great pleasure in doing it. If only to give you something deserving of that look.

Flukey

Do people agree with me that people talking on the phones and having a slash is disgusting.

It depends on what they are saying.

Also there are guys who use hands frees in the jacks too

Some use hands free phones too.

sidneykidney

As long as your discreet,there is nothing rude about it.

faceman

if you have no newspaper to read i dont see anythin wrong with ringin a mate...

GhostInTheRuins

Jigsaw wrote:

I think there's something wonderfully deviant about it if you are taking an important call, say, the person on the other end is in their office talking to you about an important issue, blissfully unaware that you are on the throne of porcelain crimping one off.

Or maybe that's just me?:o

Not at all! I feel the same way lol

Infact, I've done much more 'personal' things than taking a dump while having answered the phone

Sam Kade

faceman wrote:

if you have no newspaper to read i dont see anythin wrong with ringin a mate...

You obviously are not worried about your friend hearing plop! plop! after every few words.

faceman

Sam Kade wrote:

You obviously are not worried about your friend hearing plop! plop! after every few words.

the phone is held to my mouth, not the jax!

Stark

Reminds me of that Harry Enfield sketch where the two chav characters win the lottery:

"Phone call for you Madam"
"Thank you Jeeves. I shall take it on the bog".

afatbollix

msn while on the bog?

stovelid

swingking wrote:

Also there are guys who use hands frees in the jacks too

eh why???

cos they are shaking their mickeys?

Random

I don't see anything rude about it really ...

I was ringing a customer the other day and she answered the phone and said she was in the toilet and hold on a min .. then I heard the jacks flushing ... I justed LOLed ...

Relax people

Hogmeister B

Lazare wrote:

My thoughts exactly. Tbh, I'll answer the phone in the toilet if I felt like it, and I really couldn't care less if someone thought it was rude, because frankly, it's not.

OP, if I was standing beside you at a urinal on my phone, and you started giving me the 'oh you're so rude' look, I'd piss on your shoes, and get great pleasure in doing it. If only to give you something deserving of that look.

Hear, hear!

swingking

OP, if I was standing beside you at a urinal on my phone, and you started giving me the 'oh you're so rude' look, I'd piss on your shoes, and get great pleasure in doing it. If only to give you something deserving of that look.

Then I'd make you drink my piss

Garret

absolutely nothing wrong with it

Kold

swingking wrote:

Then I'd make you drink my piss

That's just rude tbh.

Caliden

If it's about germs getting on your phone, there are already loads on it from everyday use. It's like a keyboard at work, it's not as clean as you think.

John Mason

I do it all the time, what happens if you are in the middle of a drunken two hour conversation??? do you say, can you call me back in 3 minutes ?

6th

My first ever call on a mobile, about 10 years ago, was a call from my now wife .... I was sitting on the jacks in college. Not since then of course >_>

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

nothing better than having a conversation with someone for 5 minutes, then flush the toilet!

Tar.Aldarion

I answer in the bathroom a lot.

Crazy Christ

I often take a call while I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.. You get away with it as long as you don't flush without thinking or drop a splasher.