The bad joke thread

Chillwithcian

Ok, ill start off...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop

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Capt'n Midnight

this farmer died and there was a bit turnip at his funeral

Matt Holck

How many adminstrators does it take to change a light bulb?



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How many adminstrators does it take to change a light bulb?

randylonghorn

Why are women stronger than men?

Because they can carry ladders in their tights.

Black Swan

Why can men jump higher than women?

Cause they have more thrust.