Post your favourite Mustard Haiku/poem/limerick!

ollyk1

I felt it was time I contributed something to this forum so in that spirit I thought I'd kick start a thread in honour of our favourite condiment and people can add their favourite poems, limericks and haikus in praise of MUSTARD!

Love in a casing
Bread, brat, onion and mustard
Get in my belly!

Sarky

Lunchtime transcendance!
A once dull, mortal sandwich
Now a wholegrain god.

ollyk1

Just to keep this thread moving along

Pink Jellied Meat
Quivers on my plate
Where's the mustard?

rag2gar

Hotdogs with ketchup.
simply dont cut it,
they really need mustard

ollyk1

Roald Dahl ftw!!

The Crocodile

"No animal is half as vile
As Crocky–Wock, the crocodile.
On Saturdays he likes to crunch
Six juicy children for his lunch
And he especially enjoys
Just three of each, three girls, three boys.
He smears the boys (to make them hot)
With mustard from the mustard pot.
But mustard doesn't go with girls,
It tastes all wrong with plaits and curls.
With them, what goes extremely well
Is butterscotch and caramel.
It's such a super marvelous treat
When boys are hot and girls are sweet.
At least that's Crocky's point of view
He ought to know. He's had a few.
That's all for now. It's time for bed.
Lie down and rest your sleepy head.
Ssh. Listen. What is that I hear,
Galumphing softly up the stair?

Go lock the door and fetch my gun!
Go on child, hurry! Quickly run!
No stop! Stand back! He's coming in!
Oh, look, that greasy greenish skin!
The shining teeth, the greedy smile!
It's Crocky–Wock, the Crocodile!"

kincsem

Mustard Gas
Ye shan’t taste it
Nor shall ye pass it
Get a snout-full
Ye a dead piece of asset