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Frying Pan

  • 31-05-2007 1:26pm
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Apologies for the format.. too lazy to change it..


    THE FRYING PAN
    >
    >A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during
    the
    >course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
    handsome
    >Peter's flatmate, Simon, was.
    >She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
    and
    >this only made her more curious.
    >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
    interact, she
    >started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his
    flatmate
    than
    >met the eye.
    >Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you
    must be

    >thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
    >About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since
    your mother

    >came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
    don't
    >suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail
    her just

    >to be sure" said Peter. So he sat down and wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >DEAR MOTHER,
    >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
    HOUSE, I'M
    NOT
    >SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT
    REMAINS
    THAT
    >IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
    >LOVE PETER
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother
    which read:
    >
    >DEAR SON,
    >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
    SAYING THAT
    >YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE
    WAS
    >SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
    NOW.
    >LOVE
    >MUM
    >NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
    >


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