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Can mustard conk you out?

  • 30-05-2007 09:57PM
    #1
    mp3guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,946 ✭✭✭


    I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.

    Does anyone know if it's true that when you take a big whiff from a freshly opened jar of mustard it knocks you out?


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  • #2
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    mp3guy wrote:
    I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.

    Does anyone know if it's true that when you take a big whiff from a freshly opened jar of mustard it knocks you out?

    Err no, it is horribly painful though.

    Also depends on the mustard.


  • #3
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Jaysus lads...

    This belongs in the mustard forum...

    You should know better!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=457

    but no.. I don't think it can... only one way to be sure though.


  • #4
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Why do you want to know? Are you building an elaborate anti-intruder device or something? :)


  • #5
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I've heard if you accidentally put mustard on your arse, you won't be able to sit down for a month....


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    mp3guy wrote:
    I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.
    You are very bold, read the charter

    Larger audience
    - Posting on AH simply "to reach a larger audience" may result in a ban. The thread will be moved/deleted. If your thread is more suited to another board then please post it there. After Hours is to discuss non-specific topics and issues in a general way. If you have a serious Political or News post, they should be posted on their specific forums.


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  • #7
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Although it is is mustard specific, it also mentions knock outs, which means the martial arts forum.


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    [Deleted User]
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  • #9
    biko
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    And conk could go in Fashion forum


  • #10
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    And "whiff" could send it to Dublin city.


  • #11
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    No, but if you smear it on your japs-eye you could be in for a big surprise.


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  • #12
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I am actually in pain at the thought.


  • #13
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,283 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    That's just not funny. This thread is silly.










    Apologies to Graham Chapman and Monty Python.


  • #14
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,023 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Pigman II wrote:
    No, but if you smear it on your japs-eye you could be in for a big surprise.

    I'm interested... is it a nice suprise?


  • #15
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Its about an 8 hour long "surprise" I believe. Though when I heard the story is was about Tobasco Sauce.

    The only way I think Mustard could knock you out by sniffing it is if you fainted from the pain such a whiff would cause!

    DeV.


  • #16
    thirtyfoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭thirtyfoot


    The most dangerous mustard of all was Pat Mustard, the milkman in Father Ted.


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