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Can mustard conk you out?

mp3guy · 2007-05-30 21:57:28

I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all. Does anyone know if it's true that when you take a big whiff from a freshly opened jar of mustard it knocks you out?

30-05-2007 9:57pm

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I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.

Does anyone know if it's true that when you take a big whiff from a freshly opened jar of mustard it knocks you out?

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#2 30-05-2007 10:00pm

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mp3guy wrote:

I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.

Does anyone know if it's true that when you take a big whiff from a freshly opened jar of mustard it knocks you out?

Err no, it is horribly painful though.

Also depends on the mustard.

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#3 30-05-2007 10:01pm

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Jaysus lads...

This belongs in the mustard forum...

You should know better!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=457

but no.. I don't think it can... only one way to be sure though.

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#4 30-05-2007 10:01pm

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Why do you want to know? Are you building an elaborate anti-intruder device or something?

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#5 30-05-2007 10:02pm

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I've heard if you accidentally put mustard on your arse, you won't be able to sit down for a month....

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#6 30-05-2007 10:02pm

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mp3guy wrote:

I know this should be in the mustard forum, but that place isn't very active, at all.

You are very bold, read the charter

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- Posting on AH simply "to reach a larger audience" may result in a ban. The thread will be moved/deleted. If your thread is more suited to another board then please post it there. After Hours is to discuss non-specific topics and issues in a general way. If you have a serious Political or News post, they should be posted on their specific forums.

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#7 30-05-2007 10:04pm

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Although it is is mustard specific, it also mentions knock outs, which means the martial arts forum.

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#8 30-05-2007 10:08pm

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#9 30-05-2007 10:08pm

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And conk could go in Fashion forum

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#10 30-05-2007 10:12pm

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And "whiff" could send it to Dublin city.

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#11 30-05-2007 10:14pm

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No, but if you smear it on your japs-eye you could be in for a big surprise.

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#12 30-05-2007 10:14pm

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I am actually in pain at the thought.

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#13 30-05-2007 10:15pm

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That's just not funny. This thread is silly.

Apologies to Graham Chapman and Monty Python.

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#14 30-05-2007 11:32pm

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Pigman II wrote:

No, but if you smear it on your japs-eye you could be in for a big surprise.

I'm interested... is it a nice suprise?

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#15 05-06-2007 7:34pm

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Its about an 8 hour long "surprise" I believe. Though when I heard the story is was about Tobasco Sauce.

The only way I think Mustard could knock you out by sniffing it is if you fainted from the pain such a whiff would cause!

DeV.

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#16 06-06-2007 11:42am

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The most dangerous mustard of all was Pat Mustard, the milkman in Father Ted.

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