Dot Cotton or Pat Butcher

Seb-K

That ruth badger post down there below reminds me of a post i read somewhere else... So, if you had too (your life depends on it or some **** who would ya do and why, Dot Cotton or Pat Butcher

super_furry

Both at the same time. Giggidy giggidy.

Duggy747

Pat Butcher, that hot piece of ass would probably show you a thing or two. I'd do Dot but she smokes so much it be like shagging a cigarette butt.

county

pat being a lesbo it would have to be dot cotton

Red Hand

Two fine women...OP, how come you don't have a poll?*




*For us to vote in?

AlmightyCushion

You crack that frail little bitch Dot Cotton in two. Pat Butcher definately. You've got those massive earrings to grab onto as well.

Gran Hermano

Isn't Pat Butcher batting for the other team similar to
the Badger? (Am sure I heard she was shacked up
one of the women from How Clean is your House).

Anti

Pat, while dots sits on my fave.

*NYOM*

Duggy747

Gran Hermano wrote:

Isn't Pat Butcher batting for the other team similar to
the Badger? (Am sure I heard she was shacked up
one of the women from How Clean is your House).

Really? Sounds like a fun threesome to me! I'm reporting OP for giving us a difficult choice between these fine bitches!

Seb-K

Just stuck the poll up there but i didnt give the option for doing both these "fine bitches" at the same time.

I just remembered that someone else said that they would do them both ie a cliftonville sandwitch? anyone know what a cliftonville sandwitch actually is???

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Really? Sounds like a fun threesome to me! I'm reporting OP for giving us a difficult choice between these fine bitches!

But he's got the whole "or" game wrong. You're mant to pick twoo horrible skanky b!tches and people chose the lesser of two evils. Instead he's given us some serious crumpet.

Winters

Id rather catch the gay off someone.

Kojak

Winters wrote:

Id rather catch the gay off someone.

The Hill Billy

If you throw in Cilla from Corrie - I'd be game for a Butcher/Badger/Battersby-Brown/Billy-4-Way-Bangfest.

Imagine all those bingo wings a-flapping & a-slapping at the same time. The sound-effects alone would be spectacular.

Duggy747

Hill Billy wrote:

Imagine all those bingo wings a-flapping & a-slapping at the same time. The sound-effects alone would be spectacular.

Mad picture in my head, LMAO!

Pherekydes

Surely this thread should be in the Lesbian/Beer Guts/Recycle forum?

And where's the celibate/DIY option?

Takeshi_Kovacs

If you were stuck for a warm bed on a cold, winters night, then you might not be so choosy, although you might need to throw a bag of flour in there first....

Gator

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cance

poking dot cotton would be like fingering a dry sponge thats been left it the sun.

AlmightyCushion

cance wrote:

poking dot cotton would be like fingering a dry sponge thats been left it the sun.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Beans_On

it would be interesting to add Sonia Jackson to that poll. she should do worse out of them all

AlmightyCushion

Beans_On wrote:

it would be interesting to add Sonia Jackson to that poll. she should do worse out of them all

They should throw that thing back into the sea.

Duggy747

AlmightyCushion wrote:

They should throw that thing back into the sea.

Or contain her so we can examine her to see what nutrients we can extract from her for our own benefit. Whatevers left over you can just turn to bars of soap and sell them.

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Or contain her so we can examine her to see what nutrients we can extract from her for our own benefit. Whatevers left over you can just turn to bars of soap and sell them.

On second thoughts hand her over to Bob Geldof. He can use her to feed all the poor people in the world for all eternity and we never have to hear that band aid sh!te of his again.

bolliwoodi

Gran Hermano wrote:

Isn't Pat Butcher batting for the other team similar to
the Badger? (Am sure I heard she was shacked up
one of the women from How Clean is your House).

Thats the best gossip ive heard all year:D