would you?

pokypoky

Say you're walking down the street eating a huge ice-cream (more than enough to sacrafice an average lick). Then a completely random person asks you for a lick...what do you do?

Ruu_Old

Stab them in the eye with the cone for having the neck to ask!

Rabies

Be grateful they didn't ask for a suck

nervous_twitch

the sweet saliva of a stranger? who could refuse

Adam

Where did that question come from?? You odd person.

Rabies

The OP is probably testing out a new chat up line.

Black Swan

Rabies wrote:

The OP is probably testing out a new chat up line.

What if he wasn't talking about ice cream?

Spitfire666

depends how good looking they were, and they'd have to be female and seem like they had a good sence of humour.

Mr Magnolia

I'd laugh and quickly follow it up with a polite fook-off

I can only imagine some stranger did actually ask you for a lick OP? Off to TCN with ya, ya bleedin header.

ask if they are diseased

Anti

I'd do the whole " meee schpeeeeeky noo engoolishe "

Ghost Train

Spitfire666 wrote:

depends how good looking they were, and they'd have to be female and seem like they had a good sence of humour.

yeah, they'd want to be extremely hot, and agree to some sort of long term relationship before the lick

otherwise, maybe offer them a lick and push the cone into there face and smear it around as a friendly joke.

did this happen OP?

Mossy Monk

pokypoky wrote:

Say you're walking down the street eating a huge ice-cream (more than enough to sacrafice an average lick). Then a completely random person asks you for a lick...what do you do?

Walk on and pretend like they were never there. What did you do?

Tar.Aldarion

I would laugh and say no, unless she was ho..

gucci

eolhc wrote:

yeah, they'd want to be extremely hot, and agree to some sort of long term relationship before the lick

so you wouldnt agree to a long term relationship to someone unless they were extremely hot, even before you got to know them, hmph your so shallow

connundrum

Anti wrote:

I'd do the whole " meee schpeeeeeky noo engoolishe "

Also to be used for TV Licence Inspector/Local TD/Beggers/Charity Collectors etc.

No one seems to be willing to try an help a non engleeesh speaking person these days

Nevyn

I woudl say yes and then splodge it all on their face and in thier eyes...

Duggy747

I'd follow their request with "Oh, you'd like a lick, eh? I'll give you a lick!!" and proceed to violently shoving the cone down their throat. I'd be out of an ice cream but it would be worth seeing the dispair in their eyes as they choke to death along with violent brain freeze, horrible way to go.

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

I'd follow their request with "Oh, you'd like a lick, eh? I'll give you a lick!!" and proceed to violently shoving the cone down their throat. I'd be out of an ice cream but it would be worth seeing the dispair in their eyes as they choke to death along with violent brain freeze, horrible way to go.

Then you can sit back and watch the life slowly fade from their face. I'd only let them if it was a woman and she was hot or easy. I'm not picky.

Duggy747

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Then you can sit back and watch the life slowly fade from their face. I'd only let them if it was a woman and she was hot or easy. I'm not picky.

or emotionally fragile.

Miguel_Sanchez

Join a club or society.

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

or emotionally fragile.

Preferably desperate, lonely and emotionly fragile

Duggy747

ah, memories!

cardshark202

I can confirm this actually did happen. I was with OP as it happened last night. We were walking along with him and a mate when some dude who was working as a bouncer for one of the pubs came said hello to us as we passed and then asked pokypoky for a lick. Pokypoky then handed him the ice cream! He then went to lick it before pulling the cone away and laughing in his face and then handing him back the cone. All other patrons of the bar and neighbouring bars joined in the humiliation. Pokypoky was burned good .

Tar.Aldarion

Hah! He left that bit out

emeraldstar

Say ew. Say no. Continue walking. Unless it's Johnny Depp or a lookalike.

muppetkiller

Only Natalie Portman can lick my cone ..ice cream cone that is you dirty perves.:D

pokypoky

yep I gave him a lick but he then changed his mind, refused the ice cream and some people on the street may have found that mildly amusing for some reason.

I didn't really see that much wrong with it, I mean what was the worst that could happen? Its not much different from using a public toilet. I'm surprised no one here would share their ice cream you greedy greedy people.

FranchisePlayer

pokypoky wrote:

yep I gave him a lick but he then changed his mind, refused the ice cream and some people on the street may have found that mildly amusing for some reason.

I didn't really see that much wrong with it, I mean what was the worst that could happen? Its not much different from using a public toilet. I'm surprised no one here would share their ice cream you greedy greedy people.

Do you not know that a person can carry all sort of diseases in their salivia and not have it themselves:eek:

Q_Ball

An ice cream generally goes 'in', what happens in a public toilet comes 'out'. what kind of public toilets do you use?!

Ruu_Old

pokypoky wrote:

yep I gave him a lick but he then changed his mind, refused the ice cream and some people on the street may have found that mildly amusing for some reason.

I didn't really see that much wrong with it, I mean what was the worst that could happen? Its not much different from using a public toilet. I'm surprised no one here would share their ice cream you greedy greedy people.

He was after cleaning a toilet bowl with his tongue, or worse! Get a good mental image of that.

Red Hand

Ruu wrote:

He was after cleaning a toilet bowl with his tongue, or worse! Get a good mental image of that.

Or he could have been one of those people that let their dogs lick their faces.


And you know what dogs are always licking...:eek:

Endasaurus

Duggy747 wrote:

I'd follow their request with "Oh, you'd like a lick, eh? I'll give you a lick!!" and proceed to violently shoving the cone down their throat. I'd be out of an ice cream but it would be worth seeing the dispair in their eyes as they choke to death along with violent brain freeze, horrible way to go.

Hahahaha


Thread of the year for me

Dragan

I'd just lick them.

See how they like them apples.

bolliwoodi

three words.... "get ur own" adding three more "u cheap ****":p

LadyJ

I'd probably say no but then feel bad and buy them one!

homah_7ft

My strategy would be to pretend I didn't hear them and walk away. It works in a lot of awkward social situations, "It's your baby" etc.

StephenC_IRL

if there female and alright say can i have a lick and stare, see how long theyll stay

Rb

Wait, so people will gladly go out to a bar, meet some strange woman/man and stick their tongue in eachothers mouths/bodyparts, and perhaps other body parts into other body parts, without much thought, but they won't give someone else an innocent lick of their ice cream!?

As long as they weren't mangy looking, I think I would. However, its never happened.

Newaglish

Lick them in the face.

ctc_celtic

i'd have said yes, give them the cone and when they hand it back to me, i say 'you have had syphilis before, haven't you??'
then walk away and feck the cone in the bin around the corner.

Spitfire666

as i read this i remember something similir, now it wasnt an ice cream but sausage and chips. and not a randomer on the street but a girl in a newsagents. i walked in to get a bottle of coke and i heard her say to her (also fit) mate that they smell lovely, i heard this and said, "want some"?
She said yeah and had a bit of sausage and a few chips. i new she was off soon as i knew the shop was closing and said, "now you have to at least go for a drink with me after having a bit of my sausage" and she laughed and said ye. had a good night actualy.