Evil egg (not for the faint hearted)

Sugarbear

Ok, so i was making scrambled eggs earlier and cracked open an egg to find the whole white of the egg was just full of blood, and not the kind where you sometimes find a little blood patch.. it was more like something out of the Omen or something. I completely freaked and after a few minutes of my boyfriend calming me down, i decided to go take a peek inside it....The yolk looked kind of deformed and it was also red with orange bits :eek:
I hope i haven't put anyone off eggs...anyway, ultimately my question is, has anyone else gotten something like this?? I don't honestly think i'll be able to crack open another egg again.

Any feedback and info would be appreciated because i'm seriously stunned.

LadyJ

I threw a bath bomb (from Lush) into the bath last week and there was a teabag inside! Obviously different but still weird. Glad it wasn't blood though!

Black Swan

Sugarbear wrote:

I hope i haven't put anyone off eggs...anyway,

Yuk!

monkeyfudge

Well eggs are a chickens period after all.

WindSock

Did you eat it anyway? Did it taste like chicken?

R0ot

monkeyfudge wrote:

Well eggs are a chickens period after all.

/me cries with laughter

Dord

but which came first?

Thrill

joe robot wrote:

but which came first?

The boyfriend probably.

Dord

well that ends the age-old arguement!

monkeyfudge

This song should help you love eggs again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU9MhEk1y8

Sugarbear

monkeyfudge wrote:

This song should help you love eggs again.

I'm guessing this video was made in the event of an Omen egg ever occurring :rolleyes:.... Although strangely, it's charming enough to actually work

emeraldstar

I found that video actually quite disturbing....not sure why!!

ellenmelon

unfortunately, yes.

i worked at a creperie and made litres and litres of batter a day. one day i cracked an egg in and i got exactly what happened to you. it was well gross. *gag*

definately freaked out a little and it gave me the shivers for the rest of the day.

Thrill

Sugarbear wrote:

I'm guessing this video was made in the event of an Omen egg ever occurring :rolleyes:.... Although strangely, it's charming enough to actually work

It's made me want to go boil half a dozen.

I,ve seen the odd blood spot on a yoke now and again but nothing like what you described.

tk123

monkeyfudge wrote:

This song should help you love eggs again.

Ah Monkey - one of those egg council guys got to you!:rolleyes:

luckat

Someone in boarding school got a boiled egg (big treat!) and cracked it open and a dead chick's head *flopped* out.

Sugarbear

luckat wrote:

Someone in boarding school got a boiled egg (big treat!) and cracked it open and a dead chick's head *flopped* out.

That's a lot worse :eek: I can't even look at eggs in the fridge now...i really do hope this whole experience hasn't turned me off good old fresh white (or red) eggs for good!

Blondie86Star

That is gross...

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/irresistible/4432062/detail.html

Zapp Brannigan

monkeyfudge wrote:

This song should help you love eggs again.

That is quite possibly the best thing ever.

Zillah

*delights at how much he's likely to upset some people*


Its a foetus! Thats right, the reason you got an egg full of blood was because they was a live chicken desperately trying to grow inside and you cracked it open to the world.

Yum!

_blank_

Anyone ever heard of Balut?

:eek:

That is truly sickning, and makes your bloody yolk sound like a piece of cake tbh.

Bleuch!

Sam Vimes

tk123 wrote:

monkeyfudge wrote:

This song should help you love eggs again.

Ah Monkey - one of those egg council guys got to you!:rolleyes:

you better run egg

Zillah

seansouth wrote:

Anyone ever heard of Balut?
That is truly sickning, and makes your bloody yolk sound like a piece of cake tbh.

I really wish I had the strength to be a vegitarian so I could comfortably call that monstrous.

r3nu4l

I've had exactly the same thing but in my case the egg was one from a friends chickens. We always buy our eggs from him (chicken rearing is the fastest growing hobby in the UK!) and this has only happened once. We didn't eat that egg. Gross indeed but not enough to put me off.

I've also gotten an egg with brown albumin. Gross again!!

Thrill

seansouth wrote:

Anyone ever heard of Balut?

:eek:

That is truly sickning, and makes your bloody yolk sound like a piece of cake tbh.

Bleuch!

Jaysus, thats horrible.

drdre

That sounds , Bring it back and try get a refund as its not fit for the purpose

monkeyfudge

Slurms wrote:

That is quite possibly the best thing ever.

Be sure to visit iloveegg.co.uk for lots of egg related episodes... the ninja one is my favourite.

I noticed you can even get the eggs in a vending machine at Cineworld... I'm going to bring plenty of euro coins with me to the cinema next time.

Peyton Manning

seansouth wrote:

Anyone ever heard of Balut?

:eek:

That is truly sickning, and makes your bloody yolk sound like a piece of cake tbh.

Bleuch!

Sweet jesus.... :eek:

Zapp Brannigan

monkeyfudge wrote:

Be sure to visit iloveegg.co.uk for lots of egg related episodes... the ninja one is my favourite.

I noticed you can even get the eggs in a vending machine at Cineworld... I'm going to bring plenty of euro coins with me to the cinema next time.

OMG! I tip my hat to you sir.

Tar.Aldarion

In first year of college the girls next door came in to my house screaming, the egg they had had a foetus inside it. I had to remove it, meh.

muppetkiller

Ok i'll ask the question are you blonde ?
And was the egg covered in a blue/red and yellow foil rapper ?
I think I can explain the problem
How do you eat yours !!!

Anti

When i worked as a chef just after college this was quite a common thing. More so with freerange eggs. Well when i say common it would be 1 in every 150-200. which is the normal ammount one person would consume at home in a year. Or maybe more.

Zapp Brannigan

muppetkiller wrote:

Ok i'll ask the question are you blonde ?
And was the egg covered in a blue/red and yellow foil rapper ?
I think I can explain the problem
How do you eat yours !!!

Jesus Christ what sort of creme eggs do you eat!?

johnny_ultimate

monkeyfudge wrote:

This song should help you love eggs again.

How odd in an entertaining sort of way.
This story has put me off eggs however. Luckily, I didnt eat them before anyway, especially not vending machine eggs, unless they are made of creme.