Girls with guts of glory

b0bsquish

Behold! The most manly of beer guts are starting to spread among the wimmins, are they trying to copy the glory of this very forum?

SligoBrewer

b0bsquish wrote:

Behold! The most manly of beer guts are starting to spread among the wimmins, are they trying to copy the glory of this very forum?

tis no wimmen... tis a man.. wanting to be both:rolleyes:

Tom Dunne

That's just wrong. We have the large curves, the wimmin have the svelte curves. It's the way nature intended.

Pherekydes

Nature intended us to be running around throwing spears at deer. Instead we get slobby and fat and couldn't throw up.

And all in this forum are proud of that?

Are ye men or slobs?

r3nu4l

Slow coach wrote:

Are ye men or slobs?

We be man-slobs!

/scratches nuts, examines finger-nails...sniffs!

Irish Wolf

r3nu4l wrote:

We be man-slobs!

/scratches nuts, examines finger-nails...sniffs!

and farts...

Pherekydes

r3nu4l wrote:

... examines finger-nails...sniffs!

I thought I was the only one that did that!!

I'll bet you check your socks and jocks with a quick sniff, too.

r3nu4l

Slow coach wrote:

I'll bet you check your socks and jocks with a quick sniff, too.

Only after the first week of wearing Brother Slow Coach. Anything else would surely be considered as vanity on my part

I agree with the assesment of this matter by Brother Tom Dunne.

smashey

Slow coach wrote:

Nature intended us to be running around throwing spears at deer. Instead we get slobby and fat and couldn't throw up.

And all in this forum are proud of that?

Are ye men or slobs?

Evolution is great. We don't have to throw spears anymore as the wimmin just run to the supermarket for us.

J.S. Pill

notice the bottle of bud in her hand? Thats where the belly is coming from. You see wimmins' delicate little stomachs can't handle man-beer and so their bellies will bloat to the size of footballs when they drink it (contentions about bud being a man-beer aside). A lady friend of mine who's as thin as a rake will often wear loose fitting garments when she's drinking beer or cider with us lads coz she feels a bit self conscious about the said bloating. I say why worry when you're among friends but she insists on wearing her 'maternity wear' (as she calls it) when she drinks.

And since when did this forum turn into heat magazine?

WindSock

SligoBrewer wrote:

tis no wimmen... tis a man.. wanting to be both:rolleyes:

Thats a pathetic gut. where is it? what are you talking about?

Degsy

If its women-guts ye want,i suggest a trip down to the post office when they're paying out children's allowance.Then you'll see guts,pajamas and tracksuits aplenty!

Anti

Yeah i seen that the other week, it was 1pm, and the local slags came out in a group. About 15 of them all with little micky and britney. And the whole lot of the cnunts dressed in pyjamas. The camel toe on one of them made me sick.

Slow Motion

Anti wrote:

Yeah i seen that the other week, it was 1pm, and the local slags came out in a group. About 15 of them all with little micky and britney. And the whole lot of the cnunts dressed in pyjamas. The camel toe on one of them made me sick.

And of course their role model.....Nay Goddess.......

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Degsy

Slow Motion wrote:

And of course their role model.....Nay Goddess.......

scoopt_vicky_pollard.jpg

Nah,the unwitting role models of all these "people"

Slow Motion

Degsy wrote:

Nah,the unwitting role models of all these "people"

"Fancy a shag luv"

"Only if ye buy us war chips like !"

endplate

J.S. Pill wrote:

You see wimmins' delicate little stomachs can't handle man-beer

When did Bud become man beer??? it's always been a ladys drink IMO

J.S. Pill

endplate wrote:

When did Bud become man beer??? it's always been a ladys drink IMO

I am fully aware of the controversy over whether Bud is a man-beer or not hence I included the disclaimer "contentions about bud being a man-beer aside".

I am yet to see a anyone drinking bud light in public...

flanzer

What about the latest rock sensation and columist Beth Ditto. I'd say she's drank a few Bud and ate a few pies in her time.........God Bless!!

See here!

MBC

Technically Beth ain't one of those wimmin.............she likes to drink from the furry cup - if ya get my drift:)

Slow Motion

MBC wrote:

Technically Beth ain't one of those wimmin.............she likes to drink from the furry cup - if ya get my drift:)

Be a bit hard to find the furry cup under that overhang

endplate

J.S. Pill wrote:

I am fully aware of the controversy over whether Bud is a man-beer or not hence I included the disclaimer "contentions about bud being a man-beer aside".

I am yet to see a anyone drinking bud light in public...

I hear ya;)

Vegeta

Slow Motion wrote:

Be a bit hard to find the furry cup under that overhang

Throw a handful of flower at it and look for a wet patch..............oldy but a goody

flanzer

If she hadn't got that mike in her hand, she'd look like a Newcastle United supporter!!

smashey

Well, if she decided to go straight, we could find a fold each.

Thrill

flanzer wrote:

What about the latest rock sensation and columist Beth Ditto. I'd say she's drank a few Bud and ate a few pies in her time.........God Bless!!

See here!

Aaaaarrrgggghhhh
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!:eek::eek:

Dear God....A belly only a Brother could love.

Stky10

I was pondering this thread at lunch time today as I wandered around town and saw the number of wimminz (a lot of who were pushing prams) that looked like they spent their day lying on the couch stuffing their maw with chocolate and doughnuts. Its not just guts they have, they're swollen all over. They're like huge round barrels of creamy Guinness.

Its an insult to the manufacturers of fine alcohol, and producers of swine, and the local greasy spoon. I felt angry for them. This should not be allowed to continue.

Let this be a lesson to those brothers who still are proud of the fact they haven't caved into the pressure towards marriage and parenthood. If your wimmenz are starving themselves to keep the weight off before you marry them, be aware they're not going to bother their ar$e once they've got you by the short and curlies when they've dropped a sprog.

admiralofthefleet

there is a girl that comes into my pub on sundays that has a good sized belly, i thought she was pregnant but she told me otherwise, she is really skinny but has this big bulge and knocks back pints of smithwicks and smokes like dot cotton

Dr Strange

flanzer wrote:

... See here!