Bear Attack!

Stabshauptmann

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says "Are you mad, you cant out run a bear!"

"I dont have to out run a bear, I only have to be faster than you."

Doffaldinho

Old

fred funk }{

Good'un

DarkJager

Jim decides to go hunting for bears one day. He buys a lot of expensive equipment and sets off with rifle in hand into the woods. Soon enough, he comes across a large grizzly bear and raises his rifle to take shot.Before he can do anything, the bear runs up, knocks him to the ground and rapes him He's eventually found 4 hours later and is taken to hospital in a bad condition.

Jim swears he'll get revenge on the bear, and after being released from hospital 2 weeks later, grabs his gear and sets off again. After an hour long walk through the woods he finds the bear, raises his rifle but the bear is too fast and Jim attacked and subjected to the same assault again.

4 weeks later Jim is boiling with rage. He swears to anyone who will listen that he'll kill that bear and get his revenge. So he sets off on his mission into the woods. He goes to the same spot as last time, but the bear is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around to see the bear standing there.

The bear says "You don't really come here for the hunting Jim, do you?"

KamiKazi

^^lol

darkskol

hah