Janice Dickinson on Johnathan Ross

The Sparrow

Did anyone else see Janice Dickinson on Johnathan Ross tonight? I didn`t know who she was but apparently he is an ex model or something who was a judge on Americas Next Top Model.

Anyway she must have been smoking crack or something because she was completely nuts. She kept coming on to Johnathan Ross and at one stage lied down on his desk inviting him to get on top of her... He was obviously out of his comfort level and it was car crash tv at its very best. . After she was done jumping around the place and saying things like mick jagger and sly stallone have small knobs, she said she wanted to co host the show and walked behind Ross and as he was sitting she straddled him from behind and he had to lift her up like she was piggy backing him and carried her off the stage!

Then John Barrowman and Andrew Llyodd Webber came out to talk about their show Any Dream Will Do only for Barrowman to remark as thay sat down that with Janice Dickinson on this show it should be renamed Any Hole Will Do! Camera cuts to the green room and shows Dickinson fuming and she starts to march back out to the stage at which point Johnathan Ross closes the stage doors and you can see her trying to open them. Eventually he gives up and Barrowman hides behind Andrew Llyod Webber with her fuming until she eventually gets to confront him and he bends over Ross' desk and she says that he would like it too much if he did him like that. At which point Ross is looking like he is about to die of embarassment and I was in stitches laughing:D :eek:

It was classsic stuff and if you like car crash tv check out the repeat tomorrow night on BBC 1.:eek:

Carcharodon

I could barely watch her interview it was so cringing, she is such an attention seeking psycho with no brain but it did make for some classic car crash tv. I think it was one of those tv moments that will be remembered for a long time, even by Ross's standards it was out of control. He looked really stressed and bit embarrassed by the end of the show.
Poor Regina Specktor must of been thinking what has she gotten herself into....
It kind of reminded me of when that ex bond girl from the eighties went a bit mad on a chat show before...

BuffyBot

It's her "thing" nowadays.

Nordie

Yeah, it was classical alright. I was breaking my heart laughing. She is one out & out nutter, they must have given her a plastic brain when they did all that plastic surgery.

The Sparrow

I reckon she is a shoe in for Celebrity Big Brother or I`m a Celebrity Get me out of Here after her performance last night. If Ii was producing one of those shows I`d be definitely trying to sign her up.

Steve01

Man she was annoying

BaZmO*

Yeah, was gonna post about it last night but Boards was down. I think JR thought that he was on some kind of hidden camera show.

It was car crash tv of the highest order. Cringeworthy, embarrassing, mental and hilarious in equal measures. She kinda set the tone for the ALW & Barrowman interview too. Thought ALW's comment about Sarah Brightman was very funny.

the1andonly1

oh for a link!!... anyone...?


EDIT: found them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPariXSB2N8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​vjxkaGX2X_g

Mossy Monk

Sourced this after hearing about it. That woman is a pain in the arse but then Regina Spektor was fantastic.

Timans

Mossy Monk wrote:

Sourced this after hearing about it. That woman is a pain in the arse but then Regina Spektor was fantastic.

Wasn't she just?

I was amazed by her performance.

ScruffySlayer

just caught some of janice's interview but found her thoroughly entertaining. Usually she grates but she was actually on form. You almost believe for a second that she could have had her own talk show. then you remember her horrid reality show and rethink that idea.

purplegeko

I cringed at her interview she just seemed out of it but its the same on her own show. Jonathan Ross handled it well but i found that guy John Barrowman very annoying as well.

standbyme

OMG, just watching it now, as i had it taped & rewind the stupid bits!

Kept on about her 'micky' :eek: & then went on about Mick Jagger-'little willy'. Showing Ross how to walk like a model, took a step too far & fell on her arse

& she has to mentor Abby Clancy going on about a (Peter) Crouch :eek:

Sparko

John Barrowman annoyed me the most. He seems like a right idiot, bouncing around like a seal everytime he laughed, did my head in.

standbyme

Heh, just saw the part where Barrowman said bout yer wan 'they should rename it Any Hole/Hog will do', i think that's what he said-not too sure, but whatever it was she was gonna kill/do in someone!:D

RobertFoster

Sounded like he said "Any Hoe Will Do" to me...

Funny all the same. I never heard of her before.

standbyme

Mossy Monk wrote:

Sourced this after hearing about it. That woman is a pain in the arse but then Regina Spektor was fantastic.

So that's her, she was very good

I just love how JR introduced Eddie Izzard as one the the 5 funniest men ever, and then for him to be completely upstaged by Janice. She is a machine.

Mossy Monk

David Lynch wrote:

I just love how JR introduced Eddie Izzard as one the the 5 funniest men ever, and then for him to be completely upstaged by Janice. She is a machine.

Eddie Izzard was funny. She was an embarrassment.

MisterAnarchy

She is a repulsive looking woman.
Her face is pure plastic surgery.

BigTommyBomb

That was some cringe worthy tv. I assume she was completly pissed, flashing her bony arse like that.

jrey1981

Saw it as well...she's one scary lady...very skinny as well

ScruffySlayer

MisterAnarchy wrote:

She is a repulsive looking woman.
Her face is pure plastic surgery.

yeah but she completley admits to it and embraces it which is endearing. And I have to say she was on fine form on the show. She was well aware of what she was doing I thought but she made it very spontaneous looking. She's actually pretty good at creating a scene.

Tha Gopher

I dunno, a bit milf-ish if you ask me. Yid get up on it.