For the Attn of Blue_Lagoon:

brianthebard

While I'm waiting for inspiration to hit, I thought I'd bard it up a bit in here with a little something I like to call,

Ode to a Blue_Lagoon

Oh Blue_Lagoon,
Whose hilly bumps cause men to fall
like goats into a lagoon
a lagoon filled with blueness.

Oh Blue_Lagoon,
Hair bright like the finest straw, the shaplest silk,
who hast crossed an ocean
in search of better things


Oh Blue_Lagoon,
Who's eyes are...blue
Who carries an ass that will never quit
And legs like Theron.
(maybe)

I Blue Lagoon.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

* Claps *

brianthebard

*bows*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Throws a single rose on to the stage!

randylonghorn

Brian, please reassure us that English Lit. wasn't one of your subjects!



(Peter The Man would NEVER forgive you for that! )

brianthebard

Roffles I've just finished my exams for English and History, double honours arts degree! If it makes a difference, I'm on my way to being drunk????

Matt Holck

I took several english recovery classes in college
I could never pass the essay exam
but I've had more classes than most

randylonghorn

brianthebard wrote:

Roffles I've just finished my exams for English and History, double honours arts degree! ????

Knew they should never have appointed a media expert to head an English dept.!

brianthebard wrote:

If it makes a difference, I'm on my way to being drunk????

Hopefully that's it ...


Seriously, Brian, congrats ... hope they went well!

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Black Swan

Walk'in the walk
Long legs a must
For brianthebard
In Playboy buff

Akin to Theron
Of French descent
And now near LA
Sport'in her stuff

In modelled clothes
Leav'in Dior hint
It's Bad B!ue
Play'in it tuff

Java brown eyes
Behind dark shades
Like Aeon Flux
Without the fluff

Look'in for lad
Mighty Joe Young
Beast for beauty
But in white cuff

With humour too
A Peter Sellers'
He would play
Till last day's puff

So bard away
The Monster within
If Brian ye be
Or had enough?

brianthebard

*Claps* Bravo, that's much better than my effort.

Lou.m

Ok who wants to start a cuckoos nest experimental music group then we have the talent it is about time we had the cash.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Well I would do ANYTHING for money!

Lou.m

We will be rich rockstars rich i tells you!

Matt Holck

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Black Swan

Plans? Or were you playing the ...in my pants game?

Jesus Wept

Blue

By The Rigger

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Oh Blue_Lagoon,

So blue'y, blue Lagoon, so blue, oh so blue, such a rich shade of blue'y.....blue'ness,
like a deep blue... coloured sweater, made of blue, blue wool,
laying on a old table, that was painted blue.... by some...old....black dude...
....whose nickname was 'Old Blue'.

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fín

Matt Holck

wade in at noon midst the Blue Lagoon
a warm and soft kiss in which I'm consumed.
the push of swells in the gentle brine
messages muscles and loosens my mind
and so I swim forgetting time

littlesurfer

For the blue blue lagoon,
these boys create tunes,
marking there lines
with accents rhyme,

Spending their night,
Creating a song,
Full of sweetness and light
full of sentiment strong

And all of a while,
little blue drifts along
eight hours behind
And sleeping so sound

Good night little blue,
A lady quite fine
May you be wonderfully happy
On American land!

brianthebard

Two golden spheres in the one night sky
One lights up tomorrow, the other tonight.
They follow each other
Past brushed on clouds.
the sky starts to darken
like milk in coco pops.

A private dance that all can see,
but they do so anyway
rushing to their hidden home
breaking through in shafts of light
One pushes the seed to sprout,
and feeds the belly.
the other nourishes the body,
and fills the heart.

Matt Holck

The first successful human flight

The first successful human flight was made in a hot air balloon. In 1783, two French brothers by the name of Montgolfier created a giant linen and paper balloon. In November of that year, they filled it with hot air and sent two friends into the sky above Paris. The balloon is reported to have traveled 5 miles.

http://www.boeing.com/companyoffices/aboutus/wonder_of_flight/balloon.html