Warning about the latest scam to hit Shopping Centres..

Basq · 17-05-2007 11:14am #1

Yes, we've all heard about the milk in the laptop case scam. Now here's the newest one.

Be warned!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at the Dunne’s Shopping Centre.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on March 1st, 3rd, 4th, twice on the 6th, 8th, 9th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-05-2007 11:15am

Guess I'm stocking up.

biko · 17-05-2007 11:17am

yeah its a funny alright
old though

Basq · 17-05-2007 11:18am

First time to hear it.. it's a good 'un though!

PS - sorry to all AH mods (Ruu, nesf etc) - but to get the full effect, it needed to be here!

scojones · 17-05-2007 11:20am

basquille wrote:

First time to hear it.. it's a good 'un though!

PS - sorry to all AH mods (Ruu, nesf etc) - but to get the full effect, it needed to be here!

Ruu isn't an AH mod.

It's a great one though.