Nothing's Impossible, follow your dreams.

Vegeta

One afternoon I was lazily channel hopping on the TV when I spotted a show about survivng somewhere really really cold, like snot freezing to your face cold.

They said that if you were outside and needed the release a chocolate hostage that you could not piss at the same time, as it would freeze the little fella and who wants to lose their bell end.

IMPOSSIBLE I thought. Number 2 comes after number 1, they are linked. They have to occur at the same time. That is until today, it is indded possible to dump without taking a whizz. Just thought my fellow brothers would benefit from this story.

So when your body tells you not drink another beverage or 4 more slices of pizza, ignore it, push on and win!

trout

Ummm ... mostly my dreams don't focus heavily on the processes of elimination.

Still ... I admire the sentiment ... we should all follow our dreams

My most recent dream involved some work colleagues, heavily under the influence, revealing deep & dark secrets about themselves, which I subsequently used to slag off (for the men) or flirt with (for teh ladies)* ...

For the record ... I can confirm that numbah one & two while often linked, can in fact take place in splendid isolation. :cool:

*does this make me a bad person ... it was only a dream, and teh ladies are hot*

jester77

wow, you really aim high in life

Have discovered this a long time ago during a game. Was bursting for a 1 and 2 but due to time constraints (well, more due to not wanting to miss the game) I thought I would just get away with a whizz. Needless to say I had to return a few mins later as there was some touching cloth! But due to my earlier whizz the num 2 was an isolated event!