the blonde thread

earlyturner

give us a laugh and tell us your blonde joke..!!

Matt Holck

I had lots of sex in many positions with a blonde

Jesus Wept

blondes are unintelligent.

Matt Holck

blondes are blondnemic

Flushdraw

dulpit

Flushdraw wrote:

LOL:D

Fremen

Is it wrong to be aroused by a cartoon?

Black Swan

Well, when I left Ireland I was a dark brunette. But after all the sun and surfing during the past year at the So Cal beaches, it's a lot lighter, but not sun bleached blonde yet...:cool: If it goes blonder, does that mean all you lads are going to say somethin like, "She's been out in the sun tooooooo long," with all that implies? Huh?

Matt Holck

That's a bit melanomatic

Black Swan

Ha ha! Matt is beginning to sound more So Cal with every post!:cool:

challengemaster

How do you know if a blond's been using a computer?

There's tipex on the screen


Explicit:

What do a blond and washing machine have in common..

They both drip when they're fúcked

Sorry!

brianthebard

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Well, when I left Ireland I was a dark brunette. But after all the sun and surfing during the past year at the So Cal beaches, it's a lot lighter, but not sun bleached blonde yet...:cool: If it goes blonder, does that mean all you lads are going to say somethin like, "She's been out in the sun tooooooo long," with all that implies? Huh?

No but maybe I'll be attracted to you. You know, sexually? You know? geddit? sexual like? huh? HUH?

Edit: study has fried my brain!

earlyturner

what does DNA stand for?
National Dislexic Accociation

Jesus Wept

earlyturner wrote:

what does DNA stand for?
National Dislexic Accociation

bit off-topic





What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair dark?

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Artificial intelligence.

biko

Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?
A: Because her boyfriend's blonde, too.

DarkJager

2 Blondes are walking through the wood and see a set of tracks on the ground.

"Oh my god!!!! They must be deer tracks, lets follow them and see where he lives!!" says one of them, jumping around with joy.

So the 2 blondes begin to follow the tracks, keeping watch for the deer. 2 seconds later they get smacked by a train!!

Matt Holck

we must be vigilant about deer
blowing up the train tracks
we can not live under a reign of derailment

smash

what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down...

a brunet with bad breath!

justagirlinabar

2 blonds are walking down the street one walks into a building. the other tells her to be more careful

The Bollox

The-Rigger wrote:

bit off-topic





What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair dark?

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Artificial intelligence.

lol good joke... better photo

ambro25

Two blondes discuss the driving test failure of one of them.

The failed learner goes "... and then we come up to a roundabout and there's this big 30 sign just before it. So I lap the roudabout 30 times, right?! And the b*st*rd inspector failed me! I just don't get it!"

Her friend goes "Did he at least tell you how many laps you got it wrong by?"

boneless

What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 190?

A golden Labradour....

Doomspell

biko wrote:

Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?
A: Because her boyfriend's blonde, too.

Thats brilliant!

Flushdraw

Black Swan

brianthebard wrote:

No but maybe I'll be attracted to you. You know, sexually? You know? geddit? sexual like? huh? HUH?

Edit: study has fried my brain!

In contrast, when I left Ireland my skin was light, and now it's getting darker (tan), while my hair gets lighter, with hints of blonde from the sun. How does that go with fried brains? Make you want to study more?

Flushdraw

Matt Holck

arn't you just the prettiest paper bag brown moth I ever did did see
oh yes you are
so sweet of you to settle on my mouse pad with your sleek ribbed wings all triangled behind
I take a picture of you, love
but I left my camera at my girlfriends

ghost-snot

wat the hell is a golden labradour?! its a golden retriever, ellery

Matt Holck

How to introduce someone to Babylon 5?

OMG
like the vorlons and the skectzies have wicked organic ships
the elves are all into rock gardens
Napoleon has the deal with lizard rebellion
and Bruce Willis plays the security officer