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  • 14-05-2007 3:19pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Weird thing happened on sat night and just wondering is it a common occurance or are these people f*ucked up! see below

    few of us (lads (around 20-23yrs) were drinkin in a mates house on sat nyt broke as usual and talkin about ****e in general when one of the lads got on to the topic of porn and knocking one out and what not... and it transpired that a few of them all straight (with gf's) had done it infront each other while watchin porn b4.... As it happens we were watchin a bit of porn at the time and 2 of the lads asked would it be ok to dead serious and we(2 others) said no....

    How common is this and have other guys done it b4?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    How common is this and have other guys done it b4?

    Have you considered they said it to weird you out? Whatever flicks their switch, flicks their switch. Realise that there is NO SUCH THING AS NORMAL* and you are your way to a happy fulfilling life.

    K-

    *Especially Gary Larsons depiction of chickens preparing to eat scrambled human foetus'. Mind you its v funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Hi,

    I'm a girl but I hang around with a big group of mates and although they watch porn, they don't jack off in front of each other. However, two of them are brothers and they have talked about watching porn and jacking off with their dad - eeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Whatever floats your boat I guess. Not for me though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    I know my ex shared an apartment with a couple of guys so it was like Grand Central Station with guys always in and out of the place. Apparently they used to put on p0rn at the weekends and two of them in particular would choke the chicken (their own) while in the company of the other guys. Both had psychiatric disorders so I'm not sure how "normal" it is tbh, but then what is......:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    Isnt this normal secondary school behavior for boys?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Only in British public schools I'd warrant.:D Yea a bit too much intimacy there alright. I would in the words of tabloid journos and "make my excuses and leave"...

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Nordie


    I know guys that were into this also, guess it must be a common occurence. I suppose whatever turn you on and each to their own, etc., etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    That is DEFINATLY not what I would call normal by any stretch of the imagination. Seriously in my eyes that is not cool, I would be totally weirded out if that happened to me and probably leave straight away on the basis of them even asking. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    not something id be up for either at all...................i dont think id be able to get it up with another guy in the room weather they are watching or not whic i suppose rules me out of guy guy girl threesomes but im sure ill survive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,566 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Three little words: EAT THE BISCUIT!

    I remember some of the lads in school used to do it.

    It all sounds a bit latently ghey to me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭PeakOutput


    Three little words: EAT THE BISCUIT!

    ah the ole "soggy biscuit" game i assume this is just an urban legend and people dont actually play it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    PeakOutput wrote:
    ah the ole "soggy biscuit" game i assume this is just an urban legend and people dont actually play it

    Actually I know of a few that have but it was more like 'Eat the cake'.

    As for the group masturbation, I definitely wouldn't consider it normal but then again whatever pushes your buttons I guess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Garret


    ...eh no

    ewww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    I think this happens more than one might expect but guys just dont talk about it. I think its about feeding off the sexual energy in the room and also a touch of exhibitionism. Doesn't mean there attracted to one another in a gay sense. No big deal if your into it go for it..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭cold_filter


    This is f**ked up no way would i knock one out while someone else was doing the same beside me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Three little words: EAT THE BISCUIT!

    I remember some of the lads in school used to do it.

    It all sounds a bit latently ghey to me.
    That is such an Urban Legend. Everybody knows someone that knows someone that has done but I reckon it's just BS and not such a common occurrence as you would imagine.

    As for the OP's question, NO it certainly is not common or normal for that matter. Fair enough I'm sure some people have done it but they'd definitely be in the minority.

    Having said that though, there's a funny story (or gross) about the band Status Quo and there tour bus "bring your own towel" parties. Apparently when they'd be on tour and they hadn't managed to land themselves some groupies they'd pull the tour bus up alongside a big wall and use their onboard film projector to project porno flix onto the adjacent wall. And then they'd all take their positions, towel in hand, and proceed to pull the stomachs off themselves (not each other mind you! Cos that'd be weird! :rolleyes: :D )

    It's worth noting that Status Quo had the reputation as being some of the biggest coke fiends in the business at the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Isnt this normal secondary school behavior for boys?

    The game was called soggy biscuit.

    The guy who C*me last ate the biscuit. Probably leads to performance issues later.

    OP: describe Normal. It may be out there and certainly if you weren't comfortable with it you were right to say no. But if they want to express that way, then that is their right too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭rockbeer


    Why watch porn at all if you aren't going to jack off to it? A more relevant question would be why do groups of blokes sit around watching porn together but not jacking off?

    Let's face it, you're hardly going to put it on for the production values :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    remember that episode of friends where Ross and Joey were "napping" together and it was the "best they ever had" lol there was a lot of innuendo there and that was mainstream TV. Happens a lot I think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Yeah, like was said earlier, I'd say that they where just havin you on and wanted to creep you out. I've watched porn with a group before but the last thing anybody would want to do is whip it out and there and then, but then again, different strokes for different folks I guess.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    D.T. Jesus wrote:
    but then again, different strokes for different folks I guess.

    Tee hee hee :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    barney00 wrote:
    remember that episode of friends where Ross and Joey were "napping" together and it was the "best they ever had" lol there was a lot of innuendo there and that was mainstream TV. Happens a lot I think
    Innuendo that they play the soggy biscuit? Yeah right, of course :rolleyes: there was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭TeenageKicks


    Your mates are deffo a bunch of faggots, next thing they will be telling you its of to stroke each other etc. I would run a mile from those botty boys


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