The Elephant and the Balloon

Capt'n Midnight · 13-05-2007 8:26pm #1

Manny reading Bernard and Mannies Book

Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no, where's it gone?

Bernard looks drunkenly shocked.

Manny: Its not behind the Rhinocerous.

Both shake their heads.

Manny: Look inside the crocodiles mouth.

Both: Its not there either.

Manny: Ooooooooh the monkeys got it. He brings it back, they all drink lemonade, the end.

littlejp · 13-05-2007 8:36pm

This thread is so good that if I was you I would delete before people expect you to write more threads of this quality.

Is that pressure you can handle?;)

Baggly · 13-05-2007 8:38pm

Too many jokes end tragically these days. its refreshing that professional comedians can come up with a joke with a happy ending.

Karoma · 13-05-2007 9:23pm

Bernard: "If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.