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Can you say "prison bitch"?

DarkJager · 2007-05-10 09:47:25

http://breakingnews.ie/entertainment/?jp=MHAUSNSNGBCW Looks like its going to be an interesting 45 days for Paris Hilton, the inmates are already queuing up to widen her hole and steal her shoes!! :)

10-05-2007 9:47am

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http://breakingnews.ie/entertainment/?jp=MHAUSNSNGBCW

"One person wrote that she's going to steal Paris' shoes when she gets to jail - and if Paris argues, she'll be beaten to a pulp."

Looks like its going to be an interesting 45 days for Paris Hilton, the inmates are already queuing up to widen her hole and steal her shoes!!

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#2 10-05-2007 9:51am

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Plenty of girls queing up to spend a night in paris...

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#3 10-05-2007 9:58am

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I think Ms. Hilton put those messages up herself so she can cry to the judge about how her life is in danger.

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#4 10-05-2007 10:01am

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AFAIK she will not be near any other inmates during her period in prison. Because of her celebrity status they are going to lock her up on her own well away from the other inmates.

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#5 10-05-2007 10:03am

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Its obvious shes gonna get away with it, in all fairness. With her celebrity status and the fact that threats have been made against her - she has to be let of or given an alternative punishment!

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#6 10-05-2007 10:07am

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If she's serving time in Prison, then her "celebrity" (porn star) status shouldn't mean anything. I'd be delighted to see her thrown in with the real inmates...

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#7 10-05-2007 10:07am

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Alternative punishment... hm... I can see the ruling now.

"Ms Hilton, we are willing to waiver your prison sentence if you obey one rule. Stop being a whore".

Paris: "Lock me up your honour."

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#8 10-05-2007 10:10am

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I thought she was going to be incarcerated in a "glamour slammer"?

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#9 10-05-2007 10:14am

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It won't be so glamourous when they start ramming brooms up her ass and using her face as a punch bag...

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#10 10-05-2007 10:15am

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OP, Could you not have added this uninteresting crap to the existing thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055090099 instead of taking up space with a new thread? This sux

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#11 10-05-2007 10:24am

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Miss Fluff wrote:

I thought she was going to be incarcerated in a "glamour slammer"?

Aint no such thing really.America is one of the worst places on earth to do time..gangs,racism,robbery and homosexual rape all on the daily menu.There'll be 300lb black mommas wantin' to open a can of whuppas on dat white bitch!

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#12 10-05-2007 10:28am

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No Biko, I thought this subject was too awesome to be added to the existing thread!! They're talking about her getting banged up, we're talking about the possibility of her getting SMACKED UP!!!! Yup yup yup

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#13 10-05-2007 10:32am

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DarkJager wrote:

If she's serving time in Prison, then her "celebrity" (porn star) status shouldn't mean anything. I'd be delighted to see her thrown in with the real inmates...

Ah come on she might be an air headed slut but she doesnt deserve to get the shít kicked out of her for 45 days straight!

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#14 10-05-2007 10:37am

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cooperguy wrote:

Ah come on she might be an air headed slut but she doesnt deserve to get the shít kicked out of her for 45 days straight!

At which point, coolsmileygirl breaths a huge sigh of relief.

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#15 10-05-2007 11:09am

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Pighead wrote:

At which point, coolsmileygirl breaths a huge sigh of relief.

I saw a pic of her. Ew.

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#16 10-05-2007 11:13am

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Excellent.

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#17 10-05-2007 11:15am

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Hilton, who is appealing her sentence, has learned she will be housed away from the bulk of inmates at the jail for her protection.

Thats bloody idiotic, just because she's rich and famous she gets treated differently? Good oul America, land of the free,eh?

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#18 10-05-2007 11:19am

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insafehands wrote:

I saw a pic of her. Ew.

You make Pighead sick. Wheres the picture of yourself you judgemental fool. C'mon show us those perfectly chiselled cheekbones, that movie star smile, those dreamy eyes, that inverted cock.

If you don't have a picture up in 7 minutes it'll lead Pighead to believe you're a grotesque hunchbacked squinty eyed manchild. Prove me wrong buddy.

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#19 10-05-2007 11:39am

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insafehands says hello:
http://www.ssqq.com/halloween/images/hallobest2003%20hunchback.jpg
Ew.

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#20 10-05-2007 11:40am

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Pighead wrote:

If you don't have a picture up in 7 minutes it'll lead Pighead to believe you're a grotesque hunchbacked squinty eyed manchild. Prove me wrong buddy.

This automatically means that all people using a dial up Internet connection fall under this category, eh Pighead?

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#21 10-05-2007 11:43am

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No she'll be treated exactly the same as anybody else who is at risk of serious bodily harm in a prison, she'll be isolated.

Ok iv to stop defending her and the American justice system now cause there two of the things I hate the most about this planet!!!

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#22 10-05-2007 12:02pm

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Oppurtunity for a new reality TV show...

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#23 10-05-2007 12:35pm

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It's funny that some of the same people i know off boards that wanted the Scissor/Mulhall sisters shown clemency are very quick to condemn Paris for this mistake.

On the other hand i've a zero tolerence towards people who mix drink and cars. I think community service might have been a better option.

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#24 10-05-2007 12:42pm

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Sometimes tho, onrare occasions judges want to be seen to be setting anexample, and its kinda Karma

I'd like to se her sent to Gitmo That'd make a good reality show

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#25 10-05-2007 9:23pm

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at least the beatings cant make her face any worse:)

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