Why do women use the word 'always'

Pherekydes

The title says it all. You're having a small disagreement, which then turns into an endless moan about every little thing that's ever gone wrong in their lives and the following usually gets spouted, in no particular order:

"You're always watching [name your sport]"

No, I'm not, coz it's never fcuking on.

"You're always letting the grass get too long" (this one's true )

and last night

"You're always getting your own way, always, all of the time..." (Exact words)

I'm assuming many of the brothers, that have other halves, have suffered this kind of sh!te?

The question is, why do they do it?

If any brotha understands the inner working of the female brain drop us a line on the back of a postage stamp, will ya?

Ye're always moaning about women :rolleyes:

Sometimes little things irritate us, but not to the point of saying something because it seems minor. Then there's a few more things. Eventually it all comes to a head and it does feel like x is ALWAYS doing y, because all those little incidents pile into your head.

So there you go.

That's not to say the accused aren't always doing whatever it was

jester77

I don't mind them using always..
eg:

Me: Grab me another beer?
Her: Always for you

Tar.Aldarion

Sex?
Always

Good ole bluewolf women.

J.S. Pill

Isn't Always a brand of sanitary towel? Man those marketing guys are clever, take a word that women always frequently use and have it as the brand name for your product. Its only a matter of time before they release 'not now, I've got a headache' asprin and 'Celia Ahern' Cornflakes.

Tom Dunne

J.S. Pill wrote:

Isn't Always a brand of sanitary towel?

Not any more, it's Alldays now.

Ok, I'm sure I had more than that to contribute to this thread.....

Robbo

tom dunne wrote:

Not any more, it's Alldays now.

Is that so they can have an excuse for being unreasonable for pretty much every day of the month now?

The Ritz

Not any more, it's Alldays now.

...............worrying level of familiarity with wimmins things, brother Tom......


Ritz

Tom Dunne

In order to keep the wimmin in line, brother Ritz, one has to know how they, erm, tick.

Mahatma coat

J.S. Pill wrote:

Isn't Always a brand of sanitary towel? Man those marketing guys are clever, take a word that women always frequently use and have it as the brand name for your product. Its only a matter of time before they release 'not now, I've got a headache' asprin and 'Celia Ahern' Cornflakes.

what we need to invent for this situation is Asprin flavoured condoms

J.S. Pill

Mahatma coat wrote:

what we need to invent for this situation is Asprin flavoured condoms

My god you're right, it would work in the same way as a supository wouldn't it!?

*disclaimer, completely wasted

January

tom dunne wrote:

Not any more, it's Alldays now.

Ok, I'm sure I had more than that to contribute to this thread.....

Nope, sorry! Alldays are the panty liners, Always are the sanitary towels!

brianthebard

wtf is the difference? (Not sure I even want to know)

January

brianthebard wrote:

wtf is the difference? (Not sure I even want to know)

Sure I'll tell you anyway...

Sanitary towels are for use during your period.

Panty liners are for use on lighter period days, and for that discharge stuff us women get in between our periods.

Zaph

Ban the witch from this forum now! The Brethren have no need to hear about such things, the only discharge we are interested in is the undrinkable frothy stuff that comes out first when Viktor's putting a new keg on.

trout

adrieanne__x wrote:

Sure I'll tell you anyway...

Sanitary towels are for use during your period.

Panty liners are for use on lighter period days, and for that discharge stuff us women get in between our periods.

:eek: thanks for the info ... sister ...

*bee-lines off to the bar*

Tar.Aldarion

Gouge out your eyes men!

RE*AC*TOR

"discharge" is not a very nice term.

i prefer "froth" or "the penance of the lonely monk".

jester77

Ah for the love of all good beer...
Brothers, how has this manly forum come to talking about women's discharges and panty liners :eek:

*shakes head and wanders to bar*

DublinWriter

adrieanne__x wrote:

Sanitary towels are for use during your period.

Panty liners are for use on lighter period days, and for that discharge stuff us women get in between our periods.

*sticks fingers in ears*
LA LA LA LA LA!
*removes fingers*
Finished?

Tom Dunne

:eek:

I need a drink. :eek:

Call Me Jimmy

This place has gone to the dogs. It's like talking about 'soccer' in the GAA forum.

ELLIEJ

Cos we know it annoys you even more than 'whatever!'