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A confession my Brothers.

  • 09-05-2007 8:19pm
    #1
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

    It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    no thats a healthy breakast


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

    It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now ;)

    What is the problem exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,064 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    What is the problem exactly?
    "made mostly of chicken" is the problem Brother Mossy. Real men eat beef. ;)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Having a kebab for lunch is no problem at all. The problem lies in you feeling the need to confess this as if through some emasculated Catholic guilt.

    Therefore, for penance you must drink a decade of cans whilst intoning "I must not feel guilty about kebabs".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    One would think that with all the breakfast 'fry up' threads that a brother would know better than to opt to not have a fry or at least a breakfast roll. However, a kebab is not a bad substitute, better with beef, but to be able to down a kebab before lunchtime does earn brother Henry some respect.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

    It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now ;)

    Get a grip brother, nothing wrong with that!
    I frequently grab a kebab or durum for breakfast!

    I have a mate who grabs 2 on the way home from the club, eats one and leaves the other on the bedside locker for when he awakes! While I like my kebab I don't think a cold kebab in the morning would be the tastiest!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

    It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now ;)

    That's not a confession brother that's a Boast ! And why not !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭Jakey


    Beef isnt great either, it should be brown meat of unknown origins, Potentially horse meat fused with rat insides


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Jakey wrote:
    Beef isnt great either, it should be brown meat of unknown origins, Potentially horse meat fused with rat insides
    The rotating doner meat always reminds me of an elephant leg.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.

    The best kebab is the one you can't remember eating but know you did as the congealed fat is on your chin in the morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.

    Now you're talking :D
    One of my favourite lunchtime snacks is the mixed doner and chips or the tüte as its called here. Its a large cone half filled with chips, some turkey, beef, lamb, chicken thrown on top, more chips on top of that, topped off with more turkey, beef, lamb and chicken and then lashings of tzachichi and hot sauce :)

    Oh and if you're ever in Germany and stuck for a kebab then look here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭imeatingchips


    All manners of kebabs are all well and good while drunk off the tits.

    However, brethren, only one type of kebab can be eaten in the dark hours of sobriety without turning the stomach with thoughts of snouts and entrails and that is: The Zaytoons Kubideh.

    Holy Jesus they are good


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    This is getting worse. I had a skinful last night, & skipped breakfast. I don't want a breakfast roll (had one yesterday).

    Any suggestions? I'm considering an early morning cornish pasty :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    A few McDonalds bacon and egg muffins are OK when you're stuck!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    I dont know how ye all survive at home without the SmokoVan

    its a small van that comes round at about 10 every mornin and sells Pies and burgers and Porkribs and cans of coke and basicly everything you get in the servery of a greasy spoon without havin to leave the yard, has added a few inches to my wqaistline I'll tell ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭bspoke


    Yeah but the clocks ticking - only 13 minutes left until they stop serving brekkie.

    Depending on how fast I can run Im eating a sausage n egg McMuffin or a Big Mac


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 17,887 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Ok I am saved. I have just devoured a 12" Meatball Carbonara from Subway. Oh yes :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Ok I am saved. I have just devoured a 12" Meatball Carbonara from Subway. Oh yes :D

    Any Jalepenos? They work best with jalepenos!


  • Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    smashey wrote:
    The best kebab is the one you can't remember eating but know you did as the congealed fat is on your chin in the morning.

    Agreed. You wake up and go "mmmmm......garlic.....chilli.....must've had a kebab last night. Better check the shoes. Yep, bits of lettuce (yuck) meat and sauce all over them" Damn you Abrakebabraaaaa!!!
    However, brethren, only one type of kebab can be eaten in the dark hours of sobriety without turning the stomach with thoughts of snouts and entrails and that is: The Zaytoons Kubideh.

    Barg FTW


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Any suggestions? I'm considering an early morning cornish pasty

    A couple of Jambons and a can of 7-up. I have that every morning on the way to work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭imeatingchips


    A couple of Jambons and a...
    a couple of what???


  • Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Baked ham and cheese pastries. Kinda like mini-pizzas. Quite tasty actually, but i'd never be feminine enough to actually ask for one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Baked ham and cheese pastries. Kinda like mini-pizzas. Quite tasty actually, but i'd never be feminine enough to actually ask for one.
    I love them, but can't ask for them by name at the Spar. I just point and grunt.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Closest thing I could find.
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