A confession my Brothers.

Henry Ford III

I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now

Bazzy

no thats a healthy breakast

Mossy Monk

Henry Ford III wrote:

I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now

What is the problem exactly?

Wishbone Ash

Mossy Monk wrote:

What is the problem exactly?

"made mostly of chicken" is the problem Brother Mossy. Real men eat beef.

Robbo

Having a kebab for lunch is no problem at all. The problem lies in you feeling the need to confess this as if through some emasculated Catholic guilt.

Therefore, for penance you must drink a decade of cans whilst intoning "I must not feel guilty about kebabs".

crosstownk

One would think that with all the breakfast 'fry up' threads that a brother would know better than to opt to not have a fry or at least a breakfast roll. However, a kebab is not a bad substitute, better with beef, but to be able to down a kebab before lunchtime does earn brother Henry some respect.

jester77

Henry Ford III wrote:

I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now

Get a grip brother, nothing wrong with that!
I frequently grab a kebab or durum for breakfast!

I have a mate who grabs 2 on the way home from the club, eats one and leaves the other on the bedside locker for when he awakes! While I like my kebab I don't think a cold kebab in the morning would be the tastiest!

Slow Motion

Henry Ford III wrote:

I today must admit to having eaten a kebab before lunchtime :eek: Sober too.

It was massive and made of mostly chicken. I'm not a proud man right now

That's not a confession brother that's a Boast ! And why not !

Jakey

Beef isnt great either, it should be brown meat of unknown origins, Potentially horse meat fused with rat insides

Robbo

Jakey wrote:

Beef isnt great either, it should be brown meat of unknown origins, Potentially horse meat fused with rat insides

The rotating doner meat always reminds me of an elephant leg.

Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.

smashey

Deleted User wrote:

Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.

The best kebab is the one you can't remember eating but know you did as the congealed fat is on your chin in the morning.

jester77

Deleted User wrote:

Its lamb by the way, not beef. And the best kebab is lamb and chicken mixed.

Now you're talking
One of my favourite lunchtime snacks is the mixed doner and chips or the tüte as its called here. Its a large cone half filled with chips, some turkey, beef, lamb, chicken thrown on top, more chips on top of that, topped off with more turkey, beef, lamb and chicken and then lashings of tzachichi and hot sauce

Oh and if you're ever in Germany and stuck for a kebab then look here

imeatingchips

All manners of kebabs are all well and good while drunk off the tits.

However, brethren, only one type of kebab can be eaten in the dark hours of sobriety without turning the stomach with thoughts of snouts and entrails and that is: The Zaytoons Kubideh.

Holy Jesus they are good

Henry Ford III

This is getting worse. I had a skinful last night, & skipped breakfast. I don't want a breakfast roll (had one yesterday).

Any suggestions? I'm considering an early morning cornish pasty

jester77

A few McDonalds bacon and egg muffins are OK when you're stuck!

Mahatma coat

I dont know how ye all survive at home without the SmokoVan

its a small van that comes round at about 10 every mornin and sells Pies and burgers and Porkribs and cans of coke and basicly everything you get in the servery of a greasy spoon without havin to leave the yard, has added a few inches to my wqaistline I'll tell ya

bspoke

Yeah but the clocks ticking - only 13 minutes left until they stop serving brekkie.

Depending on how fast I can run Im eating a sausage n egg McMuffin or a Big Mac

Henry Ford III

Ok I am saved. I have just devoured a 12" Meatball Carbonara from Subway. Oh yes

Sofaspud

Henry Ford III wrote:

Ok I am saved. I have just devoured a 12" Meatball Carbonara from Subway. Oh yes

Any Jalepenos? They work best with jalepenos!

smashey

smashey wrote:

The best kebab is the one you can't remember eating but know you did as the congealed fat is on your chin in the morning.

Agreed. You wake up and go "mmmmm......garlic.....chilli.....must've had a kebab last night. Better check the shoes. Yep, bits of lettuce (yuck) meat and sauce all over them" Damn you Abrakebabraaaaa!!!

However, brethren, only one type of kebab can be eaten in the dark hours of sobriety without turning the stomach with thoughts of snouts and entrails and that is: The Zaytoons Kubideh.

Barg FTW

Any suggestions? I'm considering an early morning cornish pasty

A couple of Jambons and a can of 7-up. I have that every morning on the way to work.

imeatingchips

Deleted User wrote:

A couple of Jambons and a...

a couple of what???

Baked ham and cheese pastries. Kinda like mini-pizzas. Quite tasty actually, but i'd never be feminine enough to actually ask for one.

DublinWriter

Deleted User wrote:

Baked ham and cheese pastries. Kinda like mini-pizzas. Quite tasty actually, but i'd never be feminine enough to actually ask for one.

I love them, but can't ask for them by name at the Spar. I just point and grunt.

Closest thing I could find.