If you can hear me in there, whistle!

hoody

http://breakingnews.ie/ireland/?jp=MHAUSNIDAUGB

Live budgie found during cell sweep at Portlaoise Prison
09/05/2007 - 08:04:32

A live budgie has reportedly been recovered by prison officers during a massive search for smuggled goods in maximum-security Portlaoise Prison.

Reports this morning say inmates were locked up in their cells yesterday while a huge sweep was carried out in two particular areas of the jail.

The search targeted the landing that houses gangland figures from Dublin and Limerick, as well as dissident republicans.

Eight mobile phones were found, as were three SIM cards, 150 tablets (including ecstasy), a quantity of powdered drugs, a large amount of home-made alcohol and 30 syringes.

This morning's reports say the budgie is believed to have been smuggled into the prison by a female visitor who concealed the bird internally in her body.

... :eek:

Dyr

and now the "doing bird" jokes start..

TerrorFirmer

O......k. How? :eek:

Mossy Monk

hoody wrote:

This morning's reports say the budgie is believed to have been smuggled into the prison by a female visitor who concealed the bird internally in her body

hmmmmmmmm :eek:

Saint_Mel

Queue the next Hollywood blockbuster ...

The Birdman of Portlaoise

Binomate

Saint_Mel wrote:

Queue the next Hollywood blockbuster ...

The Birdman of Portlaoise

You beat me.

Tar.Aldarion

That's some party trick.

Crucifix

Jesus, why?!
Was the companship of a budgie really that important to someone?

The Sweeper

Is that a budgie in your knickers or are you just pleased to see me?


...I'll get me coat.

The Bollox

OMG her flaps! they're flapping!!!!1!!one

Rhyme

Jailbird...


...ugh.

humanji

But, how the hell did nobody notice the bird while it was in the cell?

Demetrius

At least it wasn't a Cockatoo...

Tha Gopher

The Bollox wrote:

OMG her flaps! they're flapping!!!!

Stop the attempts at jokes the rest of you, this guy has killed it

WindSock

Darling, your twat is tweeting.

Sofaspud

Good thing it was a Budgie, and not a Thrush . . .

Splinter

Sofaspud wrote:

Good thing it was a Budgie, and not a Thrush . . .

Brilliant!!

maybe the prisoners wanted it for reminding themselves of the outside world... you know... "if it looks like a bird and if it smells like a bird...."

WindSock

Sofaspud wrote:

Good thing it was a Budgie, and not a Thrush . . .

oh oh, I have another... a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, no wait...a bird in the bush...ah I don't know where to finish

Where did she hide the bird cage?

Dyr

A bird in cage puts all heaven in a rage
but a bird in a cell? that's just taking the p**s

still its probably the only budgie that's seen the inside of a pussy and lived to tell that tale

Sofaspud

I know how she smuggled it in!

"It's new Always Ultra . . . .


. . . with wings!"

Nightwish

I had a pet budgie when I was about 7, and I got it in Portlaoise prison. Maybe they are just attracted to the place.

Dyr

Maybe if they keep looking they'll dig up shergar

humanji

Bambi wrote:

Maybe if they keep looking they'll dig up shergar

I don't want to think about the poor women who smuggled that through!

irlirishkev

Wait.. was the budgie alive or dead???

WindSock

humanji wrote:

I don't want to think about the poor women who smuggled that through!

She wanted a good stiff ride

Rabies

Budgie smuggler

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h-Lx2ihpGbc


togs,togs, togs...undies, togs, togs, undies, undies

nicolo

man this has got to be the funniest thread ever, from the title however i assumed it had something to do with gynacology, crap.

Tar.Aldarion

Nightwish wrote:

I had a pet budgie when I was about 7, and I got it in Portlaoise prison. Maybe they are just attracted to the place.

It doesn't surprise me that you hang out around prisons.

humanji

nicolo wrote:

man this has got to be the funniest thread ever, from the title however i assumed it had something to do with gynacology, crap.

In a way, it does :eek: