Euro 2004 final

Enright

I hope that a version of this hasent been posted before!

A man has tickets for the Euro 2004 final. After he has been sitting in his seat for a few minutes, the man in the seat behind him taps him on the shoulder and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"Absolutely incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, one of the great sporting events, and not use it?"

"Well actually," he says, "the seat belonged to my wife. She was supposed to come with me but she passed away. This is the first Euro final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that," replies the man. "That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else to take the seat? A friend or relative, or even a neighbour?"

The man shakes his head and says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

Oriel

There's a good chance that that joke is 3 years old.

kikel

Oriel wrote:

There's a good chance that that joke is 3 years old.

Thats funny
Original joke not to bad either

GhostInTheRuins

Not too bad